So, if I have something that I know is generally my top priority, and I just don't really feel like doing it, so I end up doing nothing at all... is that ADHD?

it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This

How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor

“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”

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New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/

That man is living the dream

amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 3d ago

the children have attempted to put their father in timeout but unfortunately it has backfired because he is stoked to sit in a quiet room alone

Means testing is cruel, but even if you don't care about the cruelty (which you should, fix your fucking heart), it's more expensive than the losses

Olivia Hill@machineiv.bsky.social · 4d ago

Fun fact: During the Clinton administration, welfare recipients had to file paperwork proving they applied for a certain amount of new jobs every month. Know what happened if you lived in a village with few job openings and no way to travel? Your kids suffered malnutrition. Ask me how I know.

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

I'm thrilled to announce the first draft of the Mistborn screenplay is DONE! Just in time to celebrate the book's original publication, twenty years ago this month. Do please remember that this is just an early step in a very long process, but I'm terribly excited by how it turned out!

One of my favorite things about road trips is that it's the one place my wife and I have time to listen to @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social. We just finished episode 42, so we're like a year+ behind but I'm consistently impressed at how good every single element of this show is. No spoilers please!

The next time someone is curious about what kind of nerd shit I’m into, I’m just going to send them this video, this absolutely rules https://youtu.be/MFR6SMV64h4

Shorter is longer than longer

YouTube video by Shloop

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"love conquers all" "love calculates and executes a brilliant military campaign to exterminate any who dare stand against it"

Change of plans. Fried will return and start tomorrow rather than make another rehab start. He's only gonna throw 60 pitches or so, but the alternative is a bullpen game, and 60 pitches of Fried are better than zero. This is the first time Cole and Fried are on the active roster together.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

🔁 Reposted @Yankees

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.

I'm scared to read the full article, I already feel attacked by the pull quote

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 2w ago

"How about a 1.0, 2.0, type A, A to B, B to C, or a micro to macro? Because somewhere in this plastic spaghetti, I have them. I have them all. Would you like one? Please, take a cable. I have too many, and it has become a burden, decades in the making. Please. Take a whole shoebox." buff.ly/Cxo36JI

Decided to try to start recording a new song this week, mashing up a modern hymn with a different church song and... the first attempt is more than 10 minutes long. So maybe I'll finish that before I turn... 60?

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Your first look at Jet Lag: Japanorama

Blood on the Clocktower is such a good game

America is in the midst of a shoplifting crisis the level of social collapse. Gavin Newsom thinks so; Ron DeSantis thinks so; House D+Rs think so. So i went to the world's most advanced anti-shoplifting lab to get the hard science, and found...the anatomy of a crime panic. slate.com/life/2026/07...

It’s Where Retailers Wage War on Shoplifters. I Went There. I Saw Too Much.

At the headquarters of the war on “shrink,” I saw too much.

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GDQ rules, and this was such a fun run. Love to see the crossover of Roffle and adef, plus a surprise mention of @chrishanel.com! This run has everything! https://youtu.be/A7Go7IXlYLg

Balatro by adef in 1:04:49 - Summer Games Done Quick 2026

YouTube video by Games Done Quick

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Finally decided to watch some soccer, and I'm mostly just learning that I prefer Rocket League

Ok now I believe that Trump had something to do with it

Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · last mo.

FIFA has how made up some kind of insane appeal process and could rescind the Balogun red card recension no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

I made a thing! Maybe this will be the beginning of a new trend where I actually finish projects that I've started. #music #saxophone #hymn #acoustic youtu.be/5qhLSyN7AEY

How Great Thou Art

YouTube video by Jeremy T

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. @rodger.bsky.social said it better than I possibly could bsky.app/profile/kohi...

Zander🚈🔰@kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 5mo ago

if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA

Hustlebros are LARPing on TikTok by buying software that fakes sell notifications and revenue dashboards from Shopify, Stripe, and OnlyFans. So I emulated them: www.404media.co/how-i-bought...

How I Bought a Private Jet By Selling $10 Subscriptions to 404 Media

My journey inside the world of LARPing, where hustlebros pretend to be rich for TikTok.

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