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Spider-man: brand new movie: the review. Stylish action. Good emotional scenes. Beautifully shot. Stops dead in its tracks for product placement every few minutes.
I’M NOT LAZY. I’M LIVING AT A SPEED THAT YIELDS HIGHER FIDELITY. LIKE RECORDING TO YOUR VCR ON SP INSTEAD OF SLP
It’s normal when filling the ice trays to whisper, “Cubemother’s back“
I think there'll come a day when the internet as we know it just burns. The posts and ideas people remember will transform into aphorisms, idioms, and folklore. People will say they can't be killed in a way that matters, or that they'll walk backwards into hell, and it will just be their parlance.
Can someone organize a situation where Christopher Nolan and Charlie Kaufman watch each others’ movies and then interview each other. I think the results could be good.
Business Idea for America’s 500th: An oxidized copper green colored Fleshlight shaped like Lady Liberty’s torch.
every religion has a god who runs about causing mischief and farting and getting all up in everyone’s business. if you don’t know who that god is then it’s you, you’re that god
Willy Wonka isn’t a movie about candy. It’s a story about God leaving Earth to humanity as our inheritance, and most of us being too sinful to deserve it
Spending my sunny Saturday thinking about Twin Peaks again. I just remembered that 5 or 6 years ago I made this. youtu.be/cdzSa5behwU
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Every time you played Tetris you were training a military AI how to entomb people behind a brick wall
if you walked in to a dental cleaning 10 minutes after a cleaning at another dentist's, would the hygienist still find shit to scrape off or would they stand back in wonderment and admit the truth
The chronic shortage of ADHD meds adds some extra zing to the process. A little of the ol’ “Yes I scored!” feeling you get from illegal drugs.
Showing this lady’s videos to my almost 4yo and he’s hootin and hollerin. He keeps asking “does she live around here?”
it’s nice that people keep making television, but I can just keep rewatching Twin Peaks and Lodge 49 until I die.
Some of you must have skipped over this episode.
Neelix’s enters a celebrity chef cooking competition on a planet that appears to revere him, only to discover that the challenge is “to the death.” Paris and B’elana’s relationship on the rocks, Paris talks Harry into helping him restore a Cybertruck.
Thomas Riker returns to the Enterprise, uses the transporter to make more doubles of himself in order to start an all-Riker ska band. Each new Riker wants to lead his own band. Hundreds of Rikers with hundreds of trombones fill the ship. Barclay and Data start a podcast.
🎵 Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell/about 3 Anzellans you know so well/it started way back in history/in a far far distant galaxy🎵
Holly Hunter is cute as hell in Raising Arizona and I would steal a baby for her too.