Tim Platt
@timplatt.bsky.social
check out -my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms! -Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack - RUDE TALES OF MAGIC & OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE wherever you get podcasts
When I'm editing an episode I end up hearing every moment at least a dozen times, but somehow @timplatt.bsky.social describing how Giles Waiterman goes down the stairs gets me every time
Rude Tales of Magic@rudetales.bsky.social · yesterday🪰🔔🐍RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🐍🔔🪰 Blue Kindness High Episode 11: Long Weekend art19.com/shows/rude-t...
🪰🔔🐍RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🐍🔔🪰 Blue Kindness High Episode 11: Long Weekend art19.com/shows/rude-t...
Long Weekend
Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm a guy who hates compelling nar...
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The only substack where you can laugh but ALSO cry a little at a cover of a sesame street song that just gets yer ass
Tim Platt@timplatt.bsky.social · 3d agoopen.substack.com/pub/timbeaux...
Music is global, but musicians tend to be based in specific cities and even neighborhoods
Finally, the episode where we dig in to what's holding Groomda back from starting a real relationship
Oh These, Those Stars of Space!@starsofspace.bsky.social · 5d ago👊🌠2️⃣OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE2️⃣🌠👊 Episode 109: FightStar 2: TURBO www.patreon.com/ohthesethose...
It’s really funny when Calypso takes away Odysseus’ lotus petals and he says “but I love them.”
I forgot The Odyssey was coming out when I ran this. I just like Greek stuff that much.
Rude Tales of Magic@rudetales.bsky.social · last wk.It's Scyllas and Charybdises day over on Patreon! Go listen or the Sea People will be *pissed*!!! www.patreon.com/rudetalesofm...
It's Scyllas and Charybdises day over on Patreon! Go listen or the Sea People will be *pissed*!!! www.patreon.com/rudetalesofm...
[Game of the Month] Scyllas & Charybdises | Rude Tales of Magic
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odysseus should have been more of a trickster. and he should have his face painted in a fun way…like maybe the way a clown does it…i’m just spitballing. perhaps he could meet batman in the film? and they DONT get along.
“tight” as slang did not have staying power unlike “sick” which is still with us today
“He’ll never understand you. No man could. Why am I the only guy who seems to get that? Guess that makes me rare. Like you.”
Tim Platt@timplatt.bsky.social · 3mo ago“Hope is just another word for Us and I believe in both. what’s your *real* name?”
“Hope is just another word for Us and I believe in both. what’s your *real* name?”
Tim Platt@timplatt.bsky.social · 3mo ago“the word bitch should be illegal, sugar.”
there are ideas from this that im keeping secret for various reasons but heres some of the stuff we would've done
talking to an immature person is like making out with an elephant what do YOU think it’s like?
I’ve listened to Satellite more than you can possibly imagine
its funny to imagine that in every DJ name the "DJ" stands for "Donald James"
talking to an immature person is like making out with an elephant what do YOU think it’s like?
