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Absent.

There's a lot of people mad about the new Lilo and Stitch movie. Specifically the ending, and how that story changed. Spoilers in the child comments. Cause.. I wanna discuss.

It's kind of crazy to think there's one real job we all need to REALLY trust and rely on. Who we need when we really need them. And it's the job that lies and fucks up so often we make them all wear cameras?

Name removed because it doesn't matter. But god do I hate this. It is not remotely underrated. It made 220 million off a 47 million budget.

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There have been incredible philosophers, who looked at the human condition. How we work, what even is morality. Some of them saw great truths, eons ahead of their time.

Image contains an illustration of a Greek statue in black and white. Above it are the words "You ain't thinking about me. I ain't thinking about you. Sonia Dada"

Men: We protect and provide! That's what men do Women: Ok so support your family Men: No, not like that Other Women: So you'll pay child support on time Men: No, not like that Women, LGBTQ people, dozens of other groups: Oh shit we're being attacked and need protection Men: No, not like that

🧵 Australia’s relationship with real estate is uniquely toxic. Here, buying investment property isn’t just a wealthy person’s game. It’s treated like a retirement plan. People pull equity from their home, buy another, and expect rent to cover everything: mortgage, fees, maintenance. Zero input.

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SO many women have the most amazing pun names on social media. They're always exceptional. Someone named Elle, is MissElle2. Alaura is Alaurabidingcitizen. This is top tier name building skills.

There's this one game where you play as a hedgehog. Which doesn't sound that fun. But then you run real fast and turn into a ball and skip most of the level you were there to play and go "Whoa, that was fun".

In July my children turn 13 and 23. Which means until my next birthday, the oldest is half my age. In November, one Friday night they will be EXACTLY half my age in days. So we're going to dinner together to celebrate this once in a lifetime moment.

Late in life realising how much of my sense of humour was crafted and curated by the little joke snippets filling space in Nana's Readers Digest collection.