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💜 non-binary • non-monogamous • bi • ela/they 🧠 anarchism • game design • anthropology 💼 media manager • esl instructor • ptbr translator ☷☲ we're on earth to fart around linktr.ee/tir2

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Ti@tir2.bsky.social · 3d ago

(ao som de pump it up) now you done fucked it up you always fuck it up can you not fuck it up you always fuck it up

Ti@tir2.bsky.social · 2w ago

O novo chefe de desenvolvimento econômico do Zohran citou fodendo GRAEBER no discurso dele. Como não ter inveja da prefeitura dos outros pesquisar

Ti@tir2.bsky.social · last mo.

In fact, we literally invented the written language to support the making of beer. cuneiform script was used first in ingredient storage spreadsheets before writing letters or myths. (and I don’t even like beer, tho I do like other alcoholic beverages)

Oh Joy Sex Toy@ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
Dani@daniminu.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Eu sei o nome de umas 3 pessoas nesse time eu sei o nome de 11 ministros do STF prometeram que quando isso acontecesse a gente moraria na Suíça FOMOS ENGANADOS

Ti@tir2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Caraleo a FIFA deve estar tão escrota esse ano que a NHK no jornal tem que mostrar fotos Getty com audio da partida porque não deve poder mostrar filmagens do jogo.