I remembered it was condoms, but still. I think our friend here was trying out his/her comedy chops, to which I say, "Don't quit your day job."
Buying a sex toy in person was humbling enough till the very nice lady working there had to go double check the price and offer to take it out of the box for me 😃🔫
Thank you lighting and angles cause I definitely need to work on this definition more 🤘😬
yeah i love dune 3, dune 3 guys at the same time, amirite fellas
We need more sober queer spaces. So that’s why I’m gaping my hole a little
*old woman finds out her precious family heirloom is worth $15,000 from the antique roadshow* Me: that’s so fierce I’m squirting for you queen
This number of mirrors between the shower and my room makes it hard to not stop and take pics 👉👈
God I hope he loves himself. He’s so beautiful. And he’s endured so much pain in his life
“Funnier in person” okay I’m funnier over text. Stay away from me, physically
What is it with gay people and Pokemon? (spoken as a gay person who likes Pokemon)
Job hunting fuelled by the fear of turning 25 and doing 5 years in retail 🤞😔
My love languages are words of affirmation ("you're being such a good boy for me") and physical touch (choking until my vision blurs a little)
Straight men with a pregnancy fetish be like fuck that child in your stomach makes me wanna jack off
Everyone clap for Darragh surviving a hangover from his work Christmas party in February
Gay guy funeral eulogy: he was such a wonderful person. Truly a loss for the entire earth. I wish I could have tasted his cum. His family is in my thoughts
There are people starving in the world and you’re refusing loads? :/
You made an ai picture of yourself? Should we throw a party? Should we invite princess jane?
Covered customer service for 10 minutes and had a customer say it’s “unusual to see a man” on it… ☝️🤨
