How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

holy shit! I caught a mother Barred Owl feeding her kid a frog

My wife saw this at a library book sale and had to have it. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Jesus? VPN? Oh, crypto bullshit.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

You are not going to make me learn who Olivia Nuzzi is. This 20th century carapace is too impermeable. Stop it.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you