The magic team is unionizing? Oh no! How will we ever get a Harry Potter secret lair with Midjourney art now???

"I really need to lose weight...my doctor finally got me on Ozempic!" "Nooo! All bodies are beautiful! Don't let them get you down!" My liver is failing and my blood glucose is 370 right now this ain't about looking sexy

u could spend a shit load of $ to get a boostie that tells u you're daddy hasbros bestest little consumer along with giving you a handful of cards that are just fine OR u could pay me a reasonable amount of $ for a alter of ur choice + Tokens + direct & public messages expressing my sincere thanks

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What if Draco Malfoy was a girl??? What if you found literally any other media franchise to engage with, I am begging you. A lot of them have girls in them, even

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FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

update! someone took me up on a logo job last night & i was able to get new shoes, soap, & pay a majority of my phone bill. Due to AT&T being pedantic even though i paid my phone bill for September, i didnt pay my phone bill for october so my service is still off so once again im open for work!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · last wk.

well my phone service has now been completely turned off ☠️ If yall've been on the edge with getting a logo or quiver from me now is the time to DM! I promise itll be worth it & i have a myriad of references in the #MTG sphere :) i also have my canvas project & a BUNCH of tokens im trying to sell!

2 AM. Time to sneak into another gated community with a wheelbarrel of upside down pineapple sculptures and destroy the careful social balance of the upper-middle class WASPS.

Hey y’all I like really need the money right now. My shoes are falling apart, I’m almost out of shower soap, & my phone service has been turned off ☠️ I have a 250$ US logo commissions open for those looking for a new &/or improved logo. Like & share! I really appreciate it & it really helps ❤️

hey everyone! my new job isnt paying me enough to meet my bills so I'm selling these two cards to get my car paid off. If you want to help but dont want/cant afford the cards, feel free to donate. I'll send a Lotus Petal to someone at random who donated if I raise at least 1k total ($ in alt text)

Ooooh, you've been a very bad autist haven't you. Yes, you deserve to be punished. That's right, soooo naughty. *Turns on the ceiling light with the loud electricity*

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that laws are more like a vibe than a hard rule

I HIGHLY suggest people fill out the surveys and show how much they don’t want this. MARO’s recent podcast about Aftermath shows they do listen to those, and that people responded by showing it having the worst rating ever for a set. IT WILL MATTER to respond. Please do people if you get one!

El 🗡🐺🛡@defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 2w ago

Recent playtest survey email from wotc asking how people feel about Harry Potter, among other properties.

Idea for horror setting: the frontrooms. It's a perfectly normal building but strangers keep making small talk

New policy: I I am using a desktop site, every time they tell me to install an app they must pay me $50

Miss my booth at Commander Sealed this year? No worries! I have a BUNCH of #MTG tokens left & I’d like to make you a deal while supplies last! For just 30$ (includes shipping!) I will send you 1 copy of all 9 tokens! Each have been signed & serialized! Exact list of tokens below! Like & share!

Republicans want to gleefully murder me and my friends. Democrats will not gleefully murder us. When the Democrats murder us, they will be solemn and respectable, dutifully performing a task they understand is necessary, if unpleasant. Vote blue!

will the prediction markets let me place bet on how many prediction market employees will leap from their high rise office windows to plummet to the street below when legislation passes to make them comply with gambling regulations

"Trans people want to hurt kids!" Sir your high schooler is on the football team you don't actually care about kids getting hurt

If u don't have sex with computer now, rokos basilisk will know ur a prude later

10: Over/under on how many years until one or more players have to leave the field from heat exhaustion at the super bowl, OR expected heat is mentioned as a factor for stadium selection

I curse you to actually have to write all of your cool fanfic ideas

Wow, a new magic set that isn't UB and is full of cool cards surely those two things aren't related.

Sony: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Microsoft: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Nintendo: we are getting rid of physical discs and bringing back fun cartridges!

Hey Yall! I had enough money to cover enough of my commander sealed expenses, but a very close friend of mine needed money for meds I just finished two SUPER cool logos for @gdekker.io & @mindsdesire.bsky.social & id love to make YOU one! youtube channel, software, LGS, any sort of brand thing!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 4w ago

A few people have asked some questions about my Logos, but no ones confirmed anything. Wanted to get some details out to make things clearer :) My prices range from 300-750$, though in some circumstances it may be higher or lower. I can provide numerous references, especially in the #MTG sphere

If people on welfare ate nothing but boiled potatoes with butter, there would be public outcry that food stamps were paying for luxuries like butter

The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.

Good news: he lost.