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@toanocturn.bsky.social

DM and crafter. Owner of a real big Tetris collection. He/him

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Dylan “The Spoopinator” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io · 6d ago

Possibly one of the greatest 3 panel comics of all time. Kills me everytime I see it. Get @beetlemoses.bsky.social ‘s new book, it’s pure joy end to end.

A guy next to a contraption saying “I invented a new instrument”.

He presses a key.

The final panel is a fiery explosion that burns him down to his skeleton.

ThumbsUpping 👍@thumbsupping.bsky.social · 6d ago

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK @zagorudan.bsky.social JUST UPLOADED PART TWO OF THEIR BARGAIN BIN HALLOWEEN 2026 SPECIAL, RUN DON'T WALK RUN DON'T WALK

ThumbsUpping 👍@thumbsupping.bsky.social · 2w ago

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK @zagorudan.bsky.social JUST UPLOADED PART ONE OF THEIR BARGAIN BIN HALLOWEEN 2026 SPECIAL, RUN DON'T WALK RUN DON'T WALK

Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 6d ago

How do you do, fellow dwarves?

Count Trashula@trashmobminis.bsky.social · 7d ago

A friend

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.

Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy:@furry-hater.bsky.social · 2w ago

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2w ago

Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND)@mysteriousz.bsky.social · 2w ago

I love MK1 Scorpion's character select thing I'm sorry it's literally amazing

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 2w ago

Warhammer is getting real gross lately so I’m taking a break, check out these tanks I painted instead

Two Stuart tanks in a “desert pink” camo pattern, which was a real camouflage used to blend in to the desert at sunrise or sunset

Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 2w ago

talent is a lie

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.

Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀)@interestingmtg.bsky.social · 3w ago

Chandra: "You've thinked your last thunk, Thinkler!" Jace (confused): "What?"

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3w ago

A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.” Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide.

Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.

cari •ᴗ•@caridescent.bsky.social · 3w ago

^_^

Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 4w ago

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round

Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 4w ago

Ok y'all here's the big reveal of my logo created by @beyondthemachina.bsky.social!

Hobbes in Red Robe with Crown hugging an unknown person. Below it says Goblin Mode Therapy Services

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 4w ago

Guess who built the roof and then had to worm the guys in afterwards?

A bolt action scale jeep, freshly built, also next to a completely done bolt action humber, mostly for scale

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · last mo.

Got a little painting in during d&d tonight

3 minatures for the game bolt action, two British soldiers and one German for them to fight

Kaban 🍬@kabanbang.bsky.social · last mo.

It's eat or be eaten. #MetroidRavenous #Metroid #Samus

two drawings of samus aran with her glowing hand

retrodotcards.com @retrodotcards.com · last mo.

I think an e-reader game that communicates over the wireless adapter might be possible. It would be just about the most asinine video game ever made, which intrigues me :)

Two Game Boy Advances both with an e-reader plugged in, then a wireless adapter plugged into each e-reader.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last mo.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last mo.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest

PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸@b0tster.yeag.gay · last mo.

🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔

screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circled

screenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · last mo.

Tinkering with the colors for my desert bases, thinking reddish so the tan uniforms won’t blend in as much

Bolt action British rifleman on a red rocky desert bases

RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · last mo.

⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see

Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · last mo.

Absolutely comical amount of lobster

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last mo.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.

Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · last mo.

I made a little template for use by cool small businesses! Enjoy!

Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · last mo.

Camping with family this weekend, and Penny went paddle boarding for the first time!

Myself and Penelope the Jack russle terrier on a paddleboard in the lake