Elon Musk: Haha I’ve done it. Surely I am now THE most embarrassing man in the world! Graham Linehan: Hello. Elon Musk: Shit!
Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
Anglophile, Disney parks enthusiast, Legomaniac. Married to the best lady ever. Once I talked to Delroy Lindo on the phone. he/him
Love to walk to the store at 7:45 in the morning and have to wring out my entire body in the sink when I get home
If you find the phrase “Taskmaster, but if Alex Horne was an undiagnosed sociopath” intriguing then sister do I ever have the show for you
WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
100% agree that ICE should not exist, but Milo Yiannopoulos should absolutely be their honored guest until the day they are dismantled
so no, while ICE should be abolished, everyone should be freed and paid restitution for the rest of their lives, and the architects of the entire system should be prosecuted, I don't feel bad snickering a little that this scumbag got caught in the jaws of the beast he dedicated himself to nurturing
I feel like if you were a girl in the 80’s you wished Dolly was your mom, if you were a boy you wished Peter was your dad, and whoever you were you wished Tim was your cheeky uncle.
What a fucking terrible week.
SECONDED. I do not care for this trend and need it to be over right now, please.
the infiltration of the Team Challenge must be stopped IMMEDIATELY. #SewingBee
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
It's Megabonk, so as long as I get to wear a suit and a hat and stand perfectly still, I should be okay.
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
Cool, cooool, coolcoolcool. Hey listen, what if instead, we shut this garbage company and every other one like it down, throw every single executive in prison, and convert all of their data centers into ultra-low-cost housing www.macrumors.com/2026/08/18/o...
OpenAI Announces ChatGPT for Teens With Built-In Safeguards and Learning Prompts
OpenAI is adding a ChatGPT mode for teenagers that includes parental controls, enhanced content safeguards, and a focus on learning. ChatGPT for Teens is "designed to help teens learn, think criticall...
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mario is real and when you turn the nintendo off it hurts him
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
I remember seeing this ridiculous thing in a magazine when it came out and oh. Oh, how I coveted it.
In 1988, Sony unveiled the ultra-compact D-88, which played both Mini CDs and full-size CDs
Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation
Alt: Matt Damon getting very old
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Today's #vinyl selection: #SilversunPickups #Carnavas 20 years ago today, Silversun Pickups released their debut album. #LazyEye #FutureFoeScenarios #WellThoughtOutTwinkles #LittleLoversSoPolite #Melatonin #Vinylsky #NowSpinning #VinylCommunity #MusicSky #NEOVC #RecordSky #MusicAlmanac
Not “never” but I have done exactly two Zoom calls.
What mundane token of modern life have you never done? I’ve never had a takeaway delivered.
This was fun, but ask me again tomorrow and they'd all be different. thecriterioncloset.com?picks=v1.WyJ...
My Closet Picks — four from the Criterion Closet
Brazil · Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me · Some Like It Hot · Arsenic and Old Lace — opened from the Criterion Closet. Take a Polaroid of your own four.
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Showing off one of my hands from today's Pile-Up Poker as an excuse to tell you all that @puzzmo.com is incredible and you should all give it a try. Only 20 bucks a year right now! puzzmo.com/play/pile-up...
@todd's finished Pile-Up Poker #1026
Play the best daily puzzles on Puzzmo
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angel-hair pasta spaghetti squash smashburger gastroesophageal reflux disease adult-onset diabetes
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
Also I do not follow drag at all but Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 is a great drag name.
Like, how cool is it that they cast a non-binary actor for the national tour of OH, MARY! and they'll be playing Mary for half the tour, and Mary's Husband for the other half? The answer is, it's very cool. www.broadwayworld.com/article/Alas...
Like, how cool is it that they cast a non-binary actor for the national tour of OH, MARY! and they'll be playing Mary for half the tour, and Mary's Husband for the other half? The answer is, it's very cool. www.broadwayworld.com/article/Alas...
Alaska Thunderf*ck and J. Harrison Ghee Will Lead OH, MARY! National Tour
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars winner Alaska Thunderf*ck and Tony Award winner J. Harrison Ghee will both take on the role of “Mary Todd Lincoln” in the upcoming 2026-27 National Tour of Oh, Mary! Duri...
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so much of our modern world is so horrible but there are also roughly a million examples of New Thing That If I Saw It When I Was 5 I Would Have Fucking Exploded
Baby Ankylosaurus courtesy of Dinomania at #dinoconuk www.dinomania.co.uk