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futi@futi.live · 2d ago

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Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 3d ago

🇦🇺💣 BREAKING: Hull City has reached a verbal agreement to sign Australia int'l defender Lucas Herrington for a deal worth up to $23m, per sources. - $17m (!) fixed fee - $6m add-ons - 15% sell-on clause of any profit - Deal not done, but just formalities www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

Based on my memory of Dimitri Payet diving on his West Ham debut in a friendly against Charlton we might have to lump on Downan winning the ballon d’or before the age of 20

Jan@janhopis.bsky.social · 4d ago

Dowman diving in a friendly, people are really going to hate him if he turns out to be any good

Apropos of nothing it’s a good week to have started reading this

It's me, continuing to discourse ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io/who-gets-to-...

nolan’s odyssey is historically inaccurate because it hinges on a christian philosophical concept of goodness & misunderstands the consistent contemporary framing of Odysseus as a sack of shit, a jerk-off, a clown shoe. It should have been a todd phillips odyssey

look i'm very simple but it's "one art, please"

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way.

Lionel scaloni still so scarred by the 2006 fa cup final that he’s terrified to have a lead to defend

they're calling it the least game of all time

Whereas Spain and Argentina have angered BTTS fans

a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore@steamedhamms.bsky.social · 2w ago

ITV commentators have angered BTS fans

You mean to tell me the halftime show had Shakira and the muppets and they did t have fozzie bear singing Waka Waka?

Wait a second

Ronaldinho and Ronaldo out there looking like fucking Lenny after his surgery

Keep seeing the silhouette of the drone camera hovering over the pitch and feeling like it portends something ominous

While many of you are likely yelling "BOO TRUMP" or "BOO ARGENTINA!" I'm yelling "BOO INFANTINO and the rule of law!"

Charlie Kaufman’s the cave

edith@edithcharles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Chris Nolan has just made The Odyssey, but what other classical works should be made into films, and who should direct them? Greta Gerwig’s Antigone The Coen Brothers’ Metamorphoses Alfonso Cuarón’s Iliad

Ridiculous that this match had more goals than we’ll get in tomorrows penalty shootout

Chat can you cost yourself a job by winning too well?

France out here defending like a Slaven Bilić team

Saka looking sharp, good job we rested him so he was ready to start this one

I really need journalists to stop using column inches in national newspapers to subtweet one or two people from their own personal life and act like it’s a nationwide problem they’re talking about

Irish Independent@independent.ie · 3w ago

Gabrielle Monaghan: Don’t have a deposit for a home? Stop spending thousands attending destination weddings

It's another tough defeat to take but you know what? I'm actually proud of the boys. They put a real shift in, regardless of the result. Best thing to do is to dust themselves off and get ready to debate whether supporting England is OK from a left wing point of view for the Euros in 2 years time

double indemnity

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 3w ago

Okay, prompt time: What is your favorite iconic _L.A. Movie_ that isn't HEAT (1995)? Define "iconic" however you like

me last night: i'm actually pretty chill about this, england deserved to lose me in the cold light of day this morning: i'm furious about this, england *deserved* to lose

Just thinking about this for no reason

Feel like flooding the defence can work if the only guys you leave forward have legs but, well

Mike Goodman@themlg.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's a subtle effect, but you can kind of see here how Thomas Tuchel's tactical adjustments didn't quite work for England.

That result was Keir Starmer’s fault somehow, no I won’t be explaining myself

Torn between ‘need to bring on Rashford because Rogers doesn’t speak enough Spanish to rattle Tagliafico’ to ‘under no circumstances bring on Rashford when he speaks enough Spanish to get rattled’