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@tonybreed.bsky.social

DJ ✶ cartoonist ✶ UXer ✶ internet gay // bitch • lover • pants • crouton // you may remember me from such social media sites as twitter dot com slash tonybreed

I cannot stress this enough. If you pledge on my $1 tier through the website, you pay $1, I get about 85c, Patreon and the card processors get about 15c. If you pledge on the same tier through the iOS app, you pay $1.30 and Apple get the extra thirty cents.

e.k. weaver@bigbigtruck.com · yesterday

Thread. Please, PLEASE, if you support artists on Patreon, use the Patreon WEBSITE to manage your subs, *NEVER* the app.

I’ve been seeing this screen cap a lot lately, and as someone who built web sites for magazines starting in 2000, it’s not really accurate. Libraries are funded, and they pay for their books. The early internet was predicated on the idea that everything should be free. No one pays anything.

9/23/26
flower bathed in light @wehpudicabok@kind.social
YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. i sound insane right now because the internet is a store but it used to be a library

aquilacalvitium
"The internet is a store but it used to be a library" holy shit truer words have never been spoken

When I was 17, the orthodontist took off my braces, and made me a retainer. To take an impression of my teeth, they put trays off goo in my mouth and pressed them in. I started to gag and struggle; the doctor and his assistant held me down until the goo set. Later they gave a a big plastic retainer.

I had a touch of indigestion last night and woke up several times, and I know I was having active and annoying dream all night, but all I can remember right now is an extensive and repetitive dream about the word “pilcrow”.

I would like to convey to Mr Shatner that, while I have been a practicing homosexual for many decades (I’m pretty good at it, I would argue), the world depicted in Pillion is one I am not the least bit familiar with

Joe Flynn@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · last wk.

Apparently William Shatner went on Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes' podcast and talked about the 2025 gay romantic film PILLION. @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social

I do not go to a “pull-your-shirt-up-and-admire-yourself-in-the-mirror” gym, but there is a guy here pulling his shirt up to admire himself in the mirror. You know I’m not into washboard abs, but nonetheless I am impressed. Like, if I had a jug band, he could help be the percussion.

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

MONSTER Shall each man find a wife for his bosom, and each beast have his mate, and I be alone? I had feelings of affection, and they were requited by detestation and scorn. FRANKENSTEIN Okay fine, I’ll make you a wife! MONSTER I’m gay, actually

The boyfriend and I walked by a tattoo parlor the other day and were looking at the flash tattoos on the wall. One of them was Alfred E Newman as Mr Spock. Now, I can see getting an Alfred E Newman tattoo, and I can see getting a Mr Spock tattoo… but Alfred E Newman AS Mr Spock? That feels weird.