Was unexpectedly put in charge of the playlist for a 3 hour drive with coworkers so I went with what I consider a safe playlist (sad girls) since it matches the other thing I’m known for (sad facts)
Tori ✨
@tori.dftba.social
Just trying to make my therapist proud TBFighter | Nerdfighter | Creator of Unnecessary PowerPoints
Plannogram used to be my least favorite business word but I just heard them talking about “realograms” and I considered quitting on the spot.
The van hands out food, water, clothes, first aid and free HIV tests. Locals recognize "Thrivey" as it drives across the Twin Cities. The van, and everything in it, is funded by federal money that has been suddenly revoked, as the government reroutes grants from nonprofits to state health agencies.
Running on empty: Can a red HIV outreach van outlast federal cuts?
The Aliveness Project says that nobody else can replicate what they do for the high-risk communities they reach. They're still being defunded.
19thnews.org
Highly recommend spending Esther Day with a friend you never get to see because they live on the opposite side of the country but you happen to be where they live for an unrelated reason and you have a free afternoon so you chat for like 6 hours and meet a really cute dog
I hopped off the plane at LAX with my cardigan but I appear to have forgotten my dream
gang I did it. I packed for my work trip the night before instead of at 4am, an hour before leaving for the airport
Gift link if you want to read more of what Vincent had to say And Vincent is great so you always want to know more of what he has to say
U.S. Restores Some Vaccine and Health Aid to Unicef, Gavi and World Food Programme (Gift Article)
The amount is still far below what the U.S. spent previously on humanitarian and health aid, but resumes the flow of money for key efforts to fight malnutrition and disease.
nytimes.com
“We can prevent a tremendous amount of suffering from TB, malaria, malnutrition and deaths of mothers and babies in childbirth by using these funds as Congress intended.”
OH MY GOD THEY TOTALLY DID YOU SHOULD CLICK ON THE LINK TO WITNESS THIS TRAVESTY
what the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Need to host an intervention for regional youth theater directors. If the majority of the kids can’t hold the accent through Act 1, don’t have them do accents. Footloose is set in Utah they shouldn’t even have southern accents to begin with
frankenfood macgyver exoplanet throw shade buzzkill My birth year also appears to be the year the dictionary discovered the queer community. And the internet. And the Taliban
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
One time I used Spiders Georg as an example in a work presentation to get an approval for a half-baked manufacturing efficiency project that saved like $40 million in its first year, which is pretty wild. Not a great movie though
The “We must adapt more memes into movies!” people had better be coming for Spiders Georg. Spiders Georg is blockbuster material.
Huge shoutout to my 7th grade science teacher who taught us things like experiment design and controls and independent / dependent variables. Wish my coworkers got the same lesson though because I am losing my patience.
I don’t really want to talk about my favorite cheese but I do want to reminisce about the time @hennypennykenny.dftba.social sent a multi-minute voice note about cheese. More people should send their friends weird voice notes
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
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A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
hankgreen.com
There is already a massive access issue for certain Tuberculosis medications (currently isoniazid, previously moxifloxacin) in the US that is being exacerbated by imported ingredient pricing. This is almost certainly going to make that worse.
I dunno but it should probably be a bigger deal that the White House announced it wants to slap a 100% tariff on drug imports at the same time it is eliminating Medicare drug subsidies. And we’re talking about critical life-saving drugs like insulin, blood thinners, antibiotics, and heart meds.
re cyclospora and every other outbreak: no one’s talking about the most critical part of CDC that RFK Jr destroyed — the purge of senior leadership and all their years of experience. outbreak responses are fundamentally broken without the head attached and he intentionally decapitated the agency
My phone buzzed with an email It startled my dog But I explained to him that email is only scary if you can read And only one of us carries that cursed knowledge
If there’s a dragon on the outside of your book, there better be a dragon inside your book too
1/3 Yesterday, we at CDC/HHS received this newsletter from RFK Jr. 🧠🪱 From it, you’d have no idea that CDC and our partners are dealing with Ebola, measles, and a major multistate Cyclospora outbreak.
As I've said many times, the revocation of TPS for Haitians is horrific on its face, but it's *also* going to have a devastating cascade of effects because Haitian workers are the backbone of health and human services supports for elderly and disabled folks, especially here in Massachusetts.
My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.
Did we know we were getting a new Delete This today? Or is this just a Monday surprise?
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
I’ve started blocking children’s clothing brands on instagram because I keep being devastated that the clothes don’t come in my size.
Can some combination of the knitting community and the Japanese language community on here help me figure out this diagram? I can’t figure out what the number sequences mean (eg 3-1-3). I know they’re about the decrease rate, I just don’t know how
It is false to suggest—as some recently have—that the claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim, due to the decades and decades of evidence on which that claim is based.