me, attempting to flirt: so what's your favourite staple crop?

baking mouse, a mouse that lives in your kitchen and bakes things

it is now illegal to be straight

You can be a queer lil mouse online, nobody can stop you

the seasonal depression is hitting hard lads

what do you mean i have to feel my feelings? all the time? this fucking sucks

My steam deck decided to delete the Hades save I had 35 hours in and then erase the save from steam cloud too 🙃

"Much of this was made possible by large grants from the government. I was fortunate to grow up in a time when there was a compact between the government and the people dictating that the arts were a necessity of life, not a frivolity./

Jessica Ritchey@jmritchey.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you want more Patrick Stewarts, then you publicly fund the arts and learning programs, so that working class kids can find their way into making a career in them.

"i never thought robotic leopards would eat my face" cries man who invented robotic leopards that eat people's faces

the good law project using ai adverts is pretty much exactly what i expect from them at this point

Just checking the weather

i brought my digital camera to the mall too it was incredibly liminal and the vibes were off the charts

Worldwide reported cases of dracunculiasis (a parasitic infection caused by guinea worm larvae) 1986 - approx. 3,500,000 2024 - 15

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 3w ago

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

i will be 100% all in on AI once they invent a robot that can put away the laundry. until then don't waste my fucking time.

i am aware of the stones rapidly approaching the glass panes of my house, but i must say, the years have not been kind to jamie oliver

Currently wondering what message the UK govt thought it was sending by dressing up the Minister for Net Zero in a literal Shell logo.

benadryl & jerry's

Bluesky, please fix your alt text box. It is impossible to delete and retype things exactly where one needs to without either making a scrambled mess or deleting the whole thing and starting anew. This is a wholly new and extremely puzzling development.

bound by thorns. 🎨

"what is the retro gaming brand owned by a weapons manufacturer" and other normal things to web search in 2026

just saw barack obama off his face on spice in piccadilly gardens

shrinkflation kink

1995: in the future we'll have flying cars and colonies on the moon 2026: the british government is announcing you must shit in a plastic bag

revenge tastes best while wearing a dress

i didn't enjoy being a man and i realised i didn't have to do that anymore if i didn't want to

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 4w ago

Why did you transition? Right answers only

i'm sorry, you'll have to change, your "please don't murder me" t-shirt is offensive to people who want to murder you

if i could do whatever i wanted, whenever i wanted, with no consequences, i probably wouldn't have depression