Treacle

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Neither as funny nor as clever as he thinks. Brace for disappointment. Luncheon Vouchers Accepted Here

I was just looking at Noel Edmonds related items on eBay when I suddenly had stomach pains and had to rush to the toilet where an impromptu brown pyrotechnics display took place. I'm not saying these two things are related, but I'd be very surprised if there was no cause and effect.

I wonder if Grok could be used to produce a historically accurate movie of Elon Musk's life story? Hopefully it can accurately render emerald mines. N.B. the second sentence originally referred to other images Grok produces in relation to Errol Musk but has been amended on grounds of taste.

Was at the dentist this morning to see the hygienist who was very happy with the health of my teeth and gums, complementing me on the diligence of oral hygiene. I was therefore very disappointed that I didn't get one of those "I brush my teeth" stickers with the smiling dinosaur on them. I am 52.