And George Wendt
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I found a leaked copy of Haley Stevens' concession speech
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 17h agoReally bad numbers out for Haley Stevens. Detroit City is her base and she needed to run up the scoreboard with Black voters here. This is going to be an ass-whooping.
weird how he didn’t find jesus on this until he saw miller’s latest polling numbers
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayMoreno on Max Miller: "My daughter lives in constant fear of this man ... you can't fathom what that makes me feel like when the dad's number one job is to protect your kids... if there's any minimum standard for being an elected official, he feels to meet it. I don't care about the politics at all"
if a woman gets beaten in a swim meet by a trans athlete, the GOP considers that a national emergency if a woman gets beaten by her husband, the GOP considers that a "family matter"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRAJU: Sen. Moreno is calling for Max Miller to resign. Do you side w/Moreno? THUNE: It's a family matter &, um, I don't have any observations beyond that Q: If a member of Congress is facing domestic abuse allegations, should they continue to serve? T: It's a House matter. It's a family issue too
When I was a kid I DRANK FROM THE HOSE (watched episodes of MASH and This Old House in the summers because there was nothing else on in the afternoon) and I LIKED IT (I hated it but I now believe it built character)
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
A British expression I’m really fond of is “have a think” because sometimes I formally want to tell everyone that I’m using the powers of thought
me: my restaurant will be laser focused on making and selling nothing but custard-based caramel desserts. loan officer: and the restaurant is going to be called- me: OnlyFlans. loan officer: me: loan officer: we're calling the police
And George Wendt@trumancapps.bsky.social · 4mo agome: I envision it as an english-style drinking establishment where trumpet players of all backgrounds can connect loan officer: uh huh. and you're calling it- me: HornPub loan officer: me: loan officer: me: now more than ever, third spaces are so impo- loan officer: we're going to pass
This is insane. There's a much simpler way to keep our schools safe: trained rats who will run onto shooters' heads and pull on their hair to Ratatouille them into dropping their guns, walking outside, and calmly surrendering to police
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.Schools in at least three states will be equipped with drones this year that can zoom through halls, smash windows and pepper-spray active shooters if teachers report a threat. The drones are capable of reaching a shooter within 15 seconds.
let's revisit this Popularism thing. perhaps the Democrats SHOULD pursue policies that poll extremely well across a wide swath of the electorate
Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · last wk.New poll: Americans believe the U.S. should arrest Benjamin Netanyahu by a +22 margin Total: 49-27 Black: 53-13 Hispanic: 52-15 Ages 18-29: 58-17 Harris voters: 74-10 Independents: 55-20 23% of Trump voters agree as well Economist/YouGov:
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
nothing says "A Christmas Carol" like Ebenezer Scrooge throwing a handful of Jolly Ranchers at Zach Cregger in late July
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoJohnny Depp surprised fans at Comic-Con by showing up unannounced at an unrelated panel in character as Ebenezer Scrooge.
At long last, we're getting a film adaptation of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." About time!
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 2w agoOFFICIAL POSTER - Johnny Depp is Scrooge in director Ti West's A Christmas Carol movie EBENEZER, in theaters November 13, 2026 from Paramount. Andrea Riseborough, Ian McKellen, Sam Claflin, Rupert Grint, Daisy Ridley and Tramell Tillman also star.
gave a kindly old hobo a place to sleep and a bowl of stew and he marked my fence with the most curious carving of a grinning tramp sporting the largest penis I’ve ever seen
I am increasingly up on Ossoff. his stern, deadpan questioning conveys a certain simmering rage that I and presumably a lot of other Democrats have been feeling every waking second for the past couple years
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoOSSOFF: On day 9, you assured us of Iranian surrender. Does that remain your prediction? HEGSETH: Iran will never have a nuclear weapon O: So to review, you will not answer whether your statement that Iran's military was 'destroyed' was truthful as you sit here and ask for tens of billions more?
despite the cyclospora outbreak, cases of explosive diarrhea are set to decline nationwide now that Sharis is going out of business
Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 3w agoNot for long!
This gets to the heart of something I've been trying to process about Lindsey Graham: he was a remarkably intelligent person with deeply held opinions about US power and geopolitics. And he spent the last decade of his life going golfing three times a week with the world's dumbest pedophile.
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 3w agoAn amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”
me during the 11th production company logo
Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 3w agoThe Merrill Daily Herald Merrill Wisconsin. June 15,1921
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
Lindsey Graham was the Jellicle Choice, he is ascending to the Heaviside Layer as we speak
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
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