Step 1: Turnstile on SNL Step 2: Drain on SNL Step 3: Knocked Loose on SNL Step 4: Peeling Flesh on SNL

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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Sports months, ranked: October June November May March April September January December February August July

I'm usually not big on Philly sports fans' histrionics, but this one is indeed quite the disgraceful performance by the Eagles

I had intended to put up Halloween decorations today but I jammed my toes on a chair leg while going to flip over a record and it hurts to stand for too long. That's about as precise of a Turp problem as I can think of

Lincoln Riley, USC, and their fans becoming the villains of college football this year is about as deserved of an arc as it gets. One of the most gutless coaches in the country and the rest gladly fall in line

Christ almighty that Madden movie looks awful

This is disgraceful on twitch's part no matter what, but especially so if this is due to them making fun of numbnuts Dan Gheesling doing a US Army sponsorship

The Go Off Kings@gooffkings.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon???

My only thought on the Massachusetts masked lesbian bar debacle is that I'm imagining a Bar Rescue episode where Jon Taffer is on the side of the angry patrons

the key to becoming a functional person is to realize that you should just never worry about anything this kind of person thinks you should worry about. "am I a transplant? am I COLONIZING the neighborhood? do I appropriately catalog my privilege" just don't do it. don't give a shit

WildPartyInviteDecliner@ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 2w ago

Lord these people are so exhausting.

Fantasy football bros love to act like leagues with less than 12 members are illegitimate, yet in my 12 person league I had JSN but still lost to a guy who left 2 injured players in his lineup

Oh for god's sakes

Remember a year or so ago on Bluesky when there were people who would accuse you of things if you didn't believe that Carlie Irsay-Gordon is a genius

everything in life is misery

An interesting myth that I and a lot of other people believed in pre-season is that the Chargers offense is loaded with weapons

One of my bitchiest opinions is that if your band name is intentionally all lowercase letters and/or has needless punctuation, that's strike one in my book

All time hilarious ending in NC St/Vanderbilt

Another reminder in case you regret jumping over to this site. On twitter, the new discovery of an adorable species of South American wild cat appears to have made lots of people extremely angry for a variety of reasons. And if you see one such post, you will immediately be recommended 10 more

The good news is that an orb weaver spider has taken up residence by my back porch and has been spinning beautiful majestic webs. The bad news is that their supports stretch across the path I walk to get to my car so I keep accidentally knocking them down

This is a great point if you ignore the many instances in which it isn't true

James Hell Brooks@kleinman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Religious education for your kids is important because it makes them invulnerable to cults. I went to Hebrew school for 12 years, you think you can get me to join a group of people taking Roko's Basilisk seriously? I've seen too much shit to fall for that.

99.8 MPH throw vs. 30.3 ft/sec sprint speed ... Masyn Winn showed off his arm with the game on the line 💪 (MLB x @GoogleCloud)

I, an Oregon fan, do a podcast with an Ohio State fan and a Colts fan. I wonder what we're gonna be talking about this week

To rub salt in the wound, I thought of a perfect dril tweet for this sports day and apparently it's been deleted

A good lesson in always seeing the bigger picture. I complained when my wife scheduled yet another weekend with my in-laws for us. But it ended up saving me from having to watch that Oregon performance

Trump's massive surveillance state and attacks on our civil liberties wouldn't have been possible without the PATRIOT Act. Watch this prescient warning from Russ Feingold, the only Senator to vote against its passage after 9/11.

Everyone who is too old or too young to have read Calvin and Hobbes is completely deranged