twiqball

@twiqball.bsky.social

attorney, american, anti-histamine. deranged packers fan.

World Cup Broadcast Just Now: PXP: It's the '85 Bears vs. 2000 Ravens isn't it? Color: They say defense wins championships don't they? PXP: Actually here they say DEE-fence wins championships. Brilliant from the Brits

TRUMP: the game was stolen SCOTUS: by 6-3 vote, we uphold the President’s Executive Order confiscating the World Cup trophy HAKEEM JEFFRIES: hell yeah

We have an unconfirmed report from emergency personnel on the ground at the decimated El Toro Air Station that a truck of survivors has arrived looking for any help they can find, but little is to be had.