#VoughtasticFourth

#VoughtasticFourth

#VoughtasticFourth

Happy 4th July from all of us at the Vought Family. Tune into any channel — yes, we’re on ALL of your screens — tonight for a #VoughtasticFourth celebration, hosted by the Seven’s loud and proud patriot, Firecracker!

/ yes the first thing my inactive ass did was make a dc muse by the way @tamaranean-star.bsky.social

“Th… thousands? Woah. A bunch of species are probably playing dart with a picture of you in the middle…” she shrugs with a little head tilt. “But a good percentage of humans are probably doing the same thing with me right now.” Her gaze drifts back to him, sporting a smile - not as bright +

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝟐𝟔𝟐 .@visceralmaniac.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Hah, if they looked anything like the images people theorized in the 21st century, we'd have had zero issues with them. There's more than one different kind of alien out there. I should know, I've killed thousands of them by now." He chuckled a bit at her last response, —

( her smile widens so much that the skin on the corners of her eyes crinkle. Staring at Firecracker’s rolling tear. Oh - she’s serious. God bless her soul. She nods quickly. ) Yes, exactly. All for him! Go, Kirk! And, oh my god…. go, all the poor widowed wives of our strong American men! +

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Amen, sister! On behalf of all Homelander-fearin’ Americans, we are SO proud to have such a patriotic VP! Keep breakin’ down those walls between church and state!

Wow! I am ecstatic for today’s special guest, miss kirk! Remember, we are ALL Charlie Kirk! ( short-lived burst of laughter as she remembers that one TikTok song. ) …. Ahem. Amen!

Tune into The #Truthbomb with Firecracker tonight for an exclusive heart-to-heart between the two women trailblazing American conservativism right now — our very own Firecracker, and CEO of Turning Point USA, Erika Kirk! May the Lord Homelander rest Charlie’s patriotic soul.

𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ@truthbombed.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ“𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨.ᐟ 𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧.ᐟ” ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #TheBoysRP #MDNI #𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐎𝐟𝐊𝐢𝐤𝐢

/ hiya

/ ill get to my replies here i swear

mocha and everything else is in the cafeteria! for self-serving! . . . ( turns to her husband with a latte and croissant in hand, happy to bring it. ) good morning, honeybooboo!

/ i go back to this post to have a laugh

ʜᴀʟʟᴇʟᴜᴊᴀʜ!@ohfather.bsky.social · 2mo ago

💭 A MONTH, BASHLEY. You don’t want that do you? Especially since we’ve just ordered a new ceiling mirror for YOU.

/ could i be really good at writing a-train? no. but i might do it anyway

/ if i made a discord would anyone wanna be my friend [said pathetically]

/ FECK i need to sleep

great. so in other words, it’s hopeless.

Ｔｏｎｙ Ｓｔａｒｋ (on retirement)@forgedheart.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Working on it.

( the prolonged staring in silence is because she’s deciding between smacking or kissing him. . . . KISS. a sniffle follows. ) this . . this is the bravest thing anyone has ever done for me.

ʜᴀʟʟᴇʟᴜᴊᴀʜ!@ohfather.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hm…?

oh father . . come here for a second.

the department that oversees the vought wifi activities are gonna have a fuuuunnny day.

at least you’re not sugarcoating shit . . got any tips on how to take down demons? . . theoretically . . ?

ーDEMI-FIENDー@chaotic-will.bsky.social · 2mo ago

In your position? No, not in the slightest.

( she smiles. what a strange guy. but he can be pretty nice . . cool. ) (🎭: he’s going off to jerk to gilf porn.) ( FUCK, that bitch bashley has to ruin every single moment for her. )

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You’re welcome. (Like the hero he is, Benjamin saunters away now that the day has been saved.)

she can only sigh with jealousy as she imagines a place like that. “that must be fuckin’ nice . . aliens . .” her eyebrows raise with a nod. “people where *im* from have been trying to prove that existence for years. are they really bald and slimey like in the AI pictures?” sidetracked. +

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝟐𝟔𝟐 .@visceralmaniac.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Let me put it this way. I don't have folks with powers where I'm from. Got aliens, sure. Highly advanced technology, absolutely." He makes a small gesture towards his armor, the golden visor fixated on her. "So naturally, anything that's new, it's interesting to me."

/ this is how i’m feeling rn

( her tensed shoulders finally drop. she continues to take the longest, most desperate hit of the blunt that’s ever been witnessed. ) fuck. yeah . . that’s better.

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ@thefirsthero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

(He raised an annoyed eyebrow.) Yeah. It’s filled with this crazy fuckin’ drug called marijuana.