It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)! 🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom. 💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs. 🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine. 💌 twolemonades.com
The 13yo just texted me to ask if I have ever heard of THE OUTSIDERS.
This was my first time using app.dungeonscrawl.com to create a map and it was SO good. I'm obsessed.
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It's Liz!@twolemonades.com · 3d agoThat's right, lads. I'm about to run my level 5 adventurers into a several session DUNGEON CRAWL.
That's right, lads. I'm about to run my level 5 adventurers into a several session DUNGEON CRAWL.
Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it
We're watching Batmans with the kids and I'm here to report that Tommy Lee Jones was a bad Two Face.
One of the many tremendous things about Widow's Bay is that it has Stephen Root.
The features on the new Shaboozey record are incredible. Teyana Taylor, Kehlani, Orville Peck, AND SAM ELLIOTT.
Filing a lawsuit against Slack for refusing to allow me to put an emoji in my display name.
Listen, I love Cameron Esposito as much as the next dyke, but I am a little put off by replacing Murray Hill with Cameron in King of Drag.
We've got a gamified kudos system at work and today the finance team gave me points. As a marketing professional managing digital ad spend, a dozen vendors, SaaS contracts, and more, me and my team are perpetual pains in the ass for finance. Considering this a huge accomplishment.
We just picked up the second printing (!) of Ben Egerman’s “a gay little history of maryland” from the printers. Wholesale & retail orders will be shipping this week, and it’s back in stock at the store. Wildly we’re already preemptively doing a third printing as well. redemmas.org/titles/51654...
A Gay Little History of Maryland: Volume 1
Buy from Red Emma's, a worker-owned radical bookstore
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Nosiest bitch alive investigating the full company contact list every time I see that one person is on a slack huddle. WHO ARE THEY TALKING TO.
What the hell is up with that chetty spaghetti Baltimore ~anti-influencer~ guy?
I realize this isn't an original opinion, but Megan Stalter is, like, REALLY funny. Andy Kaufman-level shit and I want only good things for her.
Set up a reserve computer (my main machine just died) that had old files on it. Found this St. Vincent doodle from 2019.
It turns out sending your kid to sleep away camp sucks and I am a nervous wreck. Can't even text my baby. It's awful.
Ryan Adams reportedly selling all his guitars bc he's broke as fuck while Phoebe Bridgers gets ready to release what will certainly be another absolute masterpiece of an album. Delicious.
Great article from the Beat putting the Baby's On Fire closure in the context of a growing worker-owned coop movement in Baltimore. The absentee owners in Portugal have yet to respond.
Baltimore Beat@baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 3w agoThe abrupt closure of Baby’s on Fire spotlights Baltimore’s growing worker-ownership movement baltimorebeat.com/the-abrupt-c...
So, I am a flex desk tenant of the building that is collapsing in Glen Burnie and the emails I'm getting from building management are getting longer and longer. You cannot make up for the lack of permits for jackhammering our subterranean parking structure with increasingly saccharine emails.
It's pretty cool that I have a life where I get to buy my kid whatever she wants at Hot Topic and then send her to summer camps. The joy and wonder of being a poor kid who is doing alright financially as an adult is kind of amazing.
I sure wish @kylegoon.bsky.social and @thebaltimorebanner.com were covering the Baltimore Nighthawks trip to the championship this weekend.
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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