Tycho
@tycho171.bsky.social
He/Him | 33 | SF Bay Area Big Cat Energy™ PFP by @dwudles.bsky.social
a lobotomy is when they remove one or both of the wolves — lobos — inside of you
Fish couldnt form an opinion about the movie he just watched and is looking for reviews online to at least understand the ending.
Dad: are ya winning son Son: hard to say. Dont really know the win conditions. More of a sandbox experience. Right now im trying to breed cybertruck resistance into the women in my colony. Look, they used to catch fire as soon as they went in one but this new generation is just smoldering a bit
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.
"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" should be "The only ethical consumption under Capitalism is to pay your friends to draw massive fucking tits"
Psychotically chanting "God will reward my suffering with fat naturals" with such conviction that eventually the rest of the people in the Greyhound bus join in
When you're a musician and only listen to game OSTs, or a furry artist and all you do is watch cartoons and play video games, or on the flipside you're a writer that only reads classics, your scope is going to be narrowed. You need a healthy mix of everything
This one reply really struck me