kinda think telling the pope to “watch his fucking mouth” won’t be great for the release of his book about becoming catholic
Scott Lemieux@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 4mo agoShort...no, wait, verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/area...
🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵
Daddy Yankee? how the fuck do you become the daddy of a sports team? that is absolutely bonkers. eat the rich.
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
i got 100% in my CPR certification class the instructor said i’m really good at chest compressions i can show you if you want get on the ground
don’t get me wrong, people were hot in the years of 2020-2024 but only bc as a society we need that role to function, but in a realer and more godly sense we were collectively chopped and that’s okay
one of my ops at work asked me why i keep cutting my hair short and when i told her its bc men pay less attention to me with short hair she gave me a little kiss and tucked me into bed should i tell HR
exclusively referring to the projects i’ve completed at work as the “jobs i’ve banged out”
you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
they should make an IUD that goes in your brain instead of your uterus to stop you from getting idiot ideas is this anything
the worst thing to me is that mine enemies know the simple pleasures of listening to music and reading smut
the rewards!!!!!!!! from the seeds i sewed!!!!!! i’m reaping them!!!!! oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
clocks? watches? sands of time? idk man something suspicious about them fr
*raises hand* um excuse me, rhetorical question, where is the bathroom?
I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!
10 out of 10 doctors agree that you shouldn’t feel like the years between 2020 and 2025 are a yawning black chasm of nothingness and woe
you’re at home manifesting while the rest of us are doing witch craft on public transit like our ancestors intended
i know we all hoped this year would be the y2k and were disappointed when it wasn’t, but don’t forget y2ks happen when you least expect them :)
fog is THE weather for Cleveland, Ohio. it looks great on her and she should consider wearing it more often
every time i finish reading an article for grad school im gonna punch a hole in the drywall, 10 punches and i get a free article
all my friends are GayFreaks Mild or GayFreaks Spicy but this recipe i’m cooking calls for Medium Chunky