Well, I really enjoyed the 0.000001 mm of rain we had yesterday. Did the garden a power of good, all right.
Paul@unacceptapaul.bsky.social · yesterday[sniffs] PETRICHOR
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Yet another migrant from the Other Place. Mainly dull, with occasional outbreaks of sweary irritation. Not American, but from somewhere with a broadly similar language. Sorry if that disappoints you. Profile picture was quite literally drawn by a 5yo.
Paul@unacceptapaul.bsky.social · yesterday
I've had a bit of think over the weekend about what the "lesson" might be, and have concluded that it's "some people are complete twats for no reason". But as the lad works for one of the banks in a customer-facing job, he knew that already. The waste of time is palpable.
Paul@unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 5d agoThis evening has contained a tale of a misdelivered parcel belonging to my eldest, and a recipient who has not only refused to hand it over but has stated that its contents will now be sold on Vinted in order to teach him a lesson.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
We only have one copy left of Mischief Maker, our tribute to the much missed Trouble. If you’re looking for something spooky or you’re just a fan of black cats, head over to our shop and grab the last copy. #blackcat #caturday #catart #spooky www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/product/misc...
What with this and the Minecoins business the other day it's been a bit of a week for other people's fuckery in this gaff
Paul@unacceptapaul.bsky.social · 5d agoThis evening has contained a tale of a misdelivered parcel belonging to my eldest, and a recipient who has not only refused to hand it over but has stated that its contents will now be sold on Vinted in order to teach him a lesson.
This evening has contained a tale of a misdelivered parcel belonging to my eldest, and a recipient who has not only refused to hand it over but has stated that its contents will now be sold on Vinted in order to teach him a lesson.
The ESCC chief exec may find he has a job on his hands making any sort of legal action stick. From my own experience working in local govt, some pretty strong stuff* can still be viewed as "robust public opinion". *as in that which might invite an offer to continue the discussion outside the pub
Phil Harrison@mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 6d agoAn amazing and appalling story. Reform are the absolute worst of us. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
People who scam Minecoins off young Minecraft players are on my list
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
Not saying that the shuffle is on the esoteric side today but just had Hildegard von Bingen followed by Gang Starr. It didn't *not* work though, mind
The cat shelter I volunteer at back in Costa Rica has been devastated by a storm while I've been in the UK. Without urgent help dozens of animals won't have anywhere to stay. The woman who runs the shelter has put all she has into it. Please help if you can. donorbox.org/help-me-rebu...
Me, in relation to following the purported No 10 account
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: The ever-useful Abe Simpson U-turn gif
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Hearing there's going to be a big push under Burnham on British soft power in Southeast Asia. HUGE Foreign office push. State visits etc. First up is Laos with Ed Miliband.
Spain is a team of 11 midfielders, and Argentina is a team of 10 bastards and a genius — and it doesn’t make for great telly
Can this bloke in the jacket stop yelling so the game can start. Ta.
Why not indeed, but we have fuck all money and relatives with dementia who somehow don't qualify for any sort of help other than what we can provide (almost daily).
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: oh. Oh no. Don't do that. Nor that. Oh. My review:
Hugh and Edie
Oh wow I didn’t even realise Olivia Colman and Penfold from Dangermouse were single. But here they are. Sorry, kidding. Hugh is 55, a teacher and musician, and has a part-time job opening sup…
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Today, may the gods of MOT bestow their favour upon us generally and the small VW in particular 🤞🏻
