i'm starting to think our president isn't so great at making deals
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I am, and it is, and no, they don't
I’m not a laws of war expert but it’s my impression that just the threat to commit genocide is a war crime. Threatening to destroy a civilization is a war crime, whether or not you carry through. Not that the sort of people who support Trump care.
this is the most desperate for approval he's sounded imo
There is a lot to unpack here I think
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
Did you know you can just put MSG in everything that you cook, and nobody will care, until you stop?
He’ll, you can’t get a meal at McDonald’s for 6.50. Wish they’d put a Waffle House in my town.
One of the many nice things about being in the middle of nowhere is you can get grits and eggs at Waffle House from a server named Strawberry who calls you Sweetie
Finally some good news for Oregon men’s basketball, riding a 10-game losing streak: Red Panda will perform at halftime of Saturday’s game against Penn State. #GoDucks
The cruelty of it. Cold-blooded. Never in my life. What are we to do in the face of such evil? Dispatches from a truck stop in the middle of goddamn nowhere
Minneapolis Execution
Another person dead at the hands of ICE
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Thing about “fair catch” is you kinda have to catch the ball. It’s right there in the name.
I don't want people to think I'm not patriotic but f*** the Patriots
Everyone, this is your cue to start dressing like cunty Eisenhower
"reminiscent of World War II military apparel"
If Chauncey Billups was somehow cleared of all charges and the NBA said it was okay for him to get his job back tomorrow, who would be happy about that? Aside from his immediate family I mean.
Blazers are .500 in mid January. It's been a minute since we could say that
Stop electing us mediocre elderly white men. That would be a good start.
Can’t for the like of me understand why we repeatedly put mediocre elderly white men in charge of everything. They won’t even be around to see how things turn out. They have no stake in the future.
YOU: Yes I: No YOU: Stop I: Go Go Go (Oh No) YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello - Paul McCartney, Playwright
Just once I want to see a football team take it two plays at a time.
Christian Gonzales should be nicer to Justin Herbert and let someone get open downfield.
Kids today will never know the flavor and texture of stale baseball card bubble gum. That's a damn shame.
I have now owned two Vespas. This one hopefully doesn't leak as much oil as the last one
1998. Shook hands with Bill Gates on the Networld+Interop exhibit floor in Vegas. Mr. Gates had the softest, clammiest hands you could imagine.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction