everyone is on their phone all the time, posting stuff to the phone, talking about what's on the phone, and what's on the phone is way too often Some Asshole
it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3mo agoSPACEX OVERTAKES MICROSOFT TO BECOME THE FOURTH BIGGEST COMPANY BY MARKET VALUE
Luke on Hoth fighting what he thinks is Vader but after he beheads him the mask explodes & turns out it was a fake account
Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 5mo agoFUN FACT: He advised Queen Elizabeth to pardon her son 3 years, 5 months & 12 days after she passed away. Please add "UNINFORMED" to my list. Thank you for your attention to this embarrassing matter.
Just want to shout out Conway Twitty for this brilliance, not just because it’s a song about how horned up he is & just wants to cut the small talk and get to Pound Town…but because it’s the first song I’ve heard with key changes DOWN at the end, not up… laying it DOWN. Country is high art
Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j
Nancy Pelosi watching idiots storm the capitol gates on January 6th 2021- "We are going to fundraise forever on this shit"
Nancy Pelosi @pelosi.house.gov · 8mo agoFive years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
A true shame, R.I.P. The Mavericks made some amazing music. Listen to "All You Ever Do is Bring Me Down" and tell me it's not perfect
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 9mo agoRaul Malo, the soulful tenor and frontman of the genre-defying, Grammy-winning band The Mavericks, has died. He was 60.
The trophy is a bunch of hands of the damned dragging the earth to hell
dr. rich traditions, JD@helldude.bsky.social · 9mo agohonestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge) executive: yeq ___ sent from my iPhone
Leigh Walton@leighwalton.bsky.social · 10mo agoEvery office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show
this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 12mo agoZach Bryan tried to fight Gavin Adcock at Born & Raised Festival yesterday
Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
Not many albums are legitimately "no skips," and "Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd" does not have one damn skip.
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
Teddy Schleifer@teddyschleifer.bsky.social · last yr.NEWS: Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan." We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs. One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Have this weird conflict where I am a huge David Simon fan but also want to piss him off so he can paint me an insult
David Simon@audacityofdespair.bsky.social · last yr.Perhaps, and I'm just spitballing here as we've never met to properly assess each other, you're actually trying to hate. In which case, proceed to eat the entire bag of stale, unsalted dick that these internets provide. Best,
I busted my ass making a machine that eats stolen work and shits out fascism and no one likes me!
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SPENT FOUR YEARS OF THE BEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY IN THE WORLD INSISTING A RECESSION WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN VOTED IN A GUY WHO HAS INTENTIONALLY PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE PATH TO A MAJOR RECESSION. MAYBE YOU GOTTA GO TAKE A WALK AND RETHINK SOME THINGS.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last yr.“.. At the end of last year, the attitude was, ‘Full on, this is going to be an exceptionally pro-growth agenda and it will be executed in a clear way.’ All of that has gone in reverse.” @wsj.com 🇺🇸 www.wsj.com/economy/wall...
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
WASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new type of visa Thursday for any foreign citizen willing to move to America to b...
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This stupid, stupid idea will be almost impossible to dislodge from his stupid, stupid brain
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last yr.Trump: "To be honest with you, Canada only works as a state. We don't need anything they have. As a state it would be one of the great states. This would be the most incredible country visually. If you look at a map, they drew an artificial line right through it."
