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flowers were made for wilting 🥀

i'm finally going to find out what the fuck

i have made a starter pack of people from the orb if you want to share with your delightful friends go.bsky.app/EjbkzTX

I think I might be a fiber bundle.

How strong are your bones? Let's find out.

The only things we can learn with our eyes are the things that light has to teach us. It's not enough!

hey it is the orb

Be wary of growing weary—and don't weary of being wary.

Cable Revue: presented by The NeTWOrk an all-day rewind block of our latest episodes with some surprises from the vault to help you catch up at the top of the week every monday 10am-10pm central on our YOUTUBE CHANNEL youtube.com/@cabletwo

schedule for this week tuesday 5pm | FMV wednesday 5pm | Warp Zone thursday 5:30pm | Link Cable 11pm | The Long Haul friday 5pm | Transience Shaper 8pm | Putting It Together sunday 5pm | Warp Zone ALL TIMES CST ALWAYS ON / ONLY ON twitch.tv/cabletwo

How do you kill a mountain?

In a surprising turn of events, renowned philosopher Søren Kierkegaard was spotted yesterday attending a performance of "Turtle Talk with Crush" at Disneyland's California Adventure Park.

ME: (Lost in the wilderness of sin; totally estranged from the divine) "I enjoy anime and video games."

everything to do all on your own, when you have never been alone. it can be hard to stream on twitch - we’re standing by for your new pitch. cabletwo.net/pitch

how a television show begins cabletwo.net/pitch

THIS WEEK ON C2 TUE 5pm | FMV / WED 5pm | Warp Zone / THU 5:30pm | Link Cable / 11pm | The Long Haul / FRI 5pm | Transience Shaper / 8pm | Putting It Together / SAT 4pm | Happy Lab Accidents / SUN 5pm | Warp Zone / ALL TIMES CST ALWAYS ON / ONLY ON www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y6b...

NEW HIGHLIGHT VIDEO: The long-awaited highlight cut of Cable Two's THE MASKED SINGER youtu.be/ee9jZ04Zrqo

Fly by night pizza delivery services. These people print flyers with very legitimate sounding names and sneak into lodging properties by impersonating guests and place flyers under the doors of the guest rooms. Do not under any circumstances order a pizza from one of these flyers.

coming up this week Tuesday / 5:00pm FMV Wednesday / 5:00pm Warp Zone Thursday / 5:30pm Link Cable 11:00pm The Long Haul Friday / 5:00pm Transience Shaper 8:00pm Trina's World Saturday / 4:00pm HLA Sunday / 5:00pm Warp Zone all times central twitch.tv/cabletwo

i often prefer to move unseen

your journey starts now. it's cable two twitch.tv/cabletwo

My fellow posters,

Recent findings show: effects actually do not proceed from causes. Everything ever up until now has just been a huge coincidence.

Am I the bone pushing through the flesh, or am I the flesh sliding around the bone? Neither of these—I am the relationship between flesh and bone. And I am healing.

sometimes I'm a fucking warlock

BREAKING: grunge basketball player Kurt Kobe, thought to have been dead after flying a helicopter through his head, rumored to have been spotted alive in Serbia

becoming obsessed with a vision of my "unique true self" and never shutting up about it