I hate when I dream about doing something stressful and wake up in the middle of it, because then I'm stressed out but also I can't shake the feeling that I still have to finish the thing. And I can't! It's not a real thing!
Valerie Valdes
@valerievaldes.bsky.social
aka Lia Amador. Sci-fi, fantasy, and romance writer. MtG story scribe. Co-editor of Escape Pod. Variety game streamer. VPXX/16.
somehow we are only two days away from the release of this book?? it's pretty great. please buy it so my publishers agree to keep paying me to sit hunched in front of a screen making words.
BODIES OF MAGIC, out Sept 2026: Grey's Anatomy meets A Deadly Education, a mystery set during the final exam week of a magical medical school. (Or: five queer nerds solve a murder and have some feelings.) Cover design by Jamie Stafford-Hill. Preorder US: bit.ly/BoM-US Preorder UK: bit.ly/BoM-UK
My family is playing Magic in the other room while I am in bed creating a pile of soggy tissues and making a sad song playlist with @robotrad.bsky.social
I'm honored to have been a part of this and excited to see what comes next! Working with Roy and the rest of the team has been an absolute pleasure. Also I have not stopped crying since last week, send help and hydration. Duct taping sponges to my face and making sad playlists.
And that’s a wrap on the story we started three years ago, with Wilds of Eldraine. This one had a special place in my heart—it’s the end of the first arc I had the honor of planning start to finish. So thanks, if you’ve been reading all this time (or even if you just came in at the end)
My sleeping brain decided to invent some kind of shot that is tequila with hot sauce, and you put the glass inside the hole of a donut, and you're supposed to down the shot then take a bite of the donut? Is this a real thing that I just remembered in a dream? Also should I try this, for science?
I appreciate that two different people posted Homestar Runner saying "todayborday is Labor Day" back to back, it means that I am following good people.
Baby not only wrote over 1k words on her new book yesterday, she couldn't fall asleep because she kept having new ideas, and then she got up early to finish the chapter. She is also cultivating a jaunty hat aesthetic that will serve her well in her creative future.
My kid wrote 769 words in the time it took me to proof like ten pages. I am so proud, and also, I can feel my brain dessicating in real time.
Giving this a try, as I'm doing page proofs for Witch Is Mine now! Love my strange nerds. #fridayfling You can preorder here if this sounds fun: valerievaldes.com
Every Friday, share a #FridayFling snippet from your WIP or published work. :) This week’s prompt is STRANGE! You don’t have to match it exactly, just go with vibes. And if it’s published, drop a link in the post or a reply so people can find it! #Romancelandia #BookSky
It is my birthday! So I have an audiobook giveaway for the good children of the land.
This Friday is my birthday! And my publisher just gave me some *audiobook codes* for The Dragon Has Some Complaints, so I'm celebrating with a giveaway. All you have to do to enter is 1) follow me on here 2) reskeet this post 3) reply naming one of your favorite monsters!
Husband just finished the waitress fanfic coffeeshop AU level of Alan Wake II, and I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard at a video game. Losing my mind at how funny it was. And the song at the end! Amazing.
Well would you look at that -- Preorders of These Bright and Perilous Designs are live!! It will slowly roll out to *all the places* over the next few days, but it's currently available in paperback and ebook on the @thinkinginkpress.bsky.social website ⭐ 🥹 www.thinkinginkpress.com/product/thes...
These Bright and Perilous Designs | Thinking Ink Press
By Felicia Martínez, coming in October 2026! Sci-fi / mythological retelling. Latine characters, asexuality, neurodivergence.
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"You know, writing would probably be easier if you didn't have choice paralysis from untreated ADHD." Me: stares mutely at the wall while trying to choose a response from the dozens flitting through my mind
Atlas of Adventure is here! This book brings you 30 new Daggerheart-compatible environments across all four tiers of play. Get your copy at DriveThruRPG: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... Itch: michaelrunderwood.itch.io/atlas-of-adv... Heart of Daggers: heartofdaggers.com/products/atl...
Baby told husband she didn't want to eat lunch (she had a smoothie already) but they had some standoff about it and he told her to talk to me. She came and stood in front of me in silence, until finally I said, hey, why don't you go write it down instead. Five minutes later she handed me this.
My chill-n-chat is part of this so get your ticket!
🚨 REMINDER! The Flights of Foundry lottery for limited attendance for workshops, gaming sessions, and chill-n-chats closes today, August 31! To access the lottery all you have to do is register to FoF! flights-of-foundry.o...
My Worldcon schedule for today! With first panel time fixed 😅
Good morning. There is one week left in Project Tasman's crowdfunding campaign. We're about $875 from our next stretch goal (alternate cover version) and are currently on a streak of 9 straight days with a pledge. Please consider backing my sapphic dystopian novel! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
Project Tasman - A Sapphic Dystopian Novel
Project Tasman is a sapphic dystopian novel that follows Alana Quevedo as she navigates a terrifying government experiment where she has to decide who will live and who will die.
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Guess who's opening to Original Flash Fiction on September 1st?! This magazine! We'll be open for the month of September, and once the portals to slushlandia have opened, you'll be able to submit here: smallwondersmag.com/submissions/
Submission Guidelines - Small Wonders
Small Wonders is looking for original flash fiction (1,000 words or fewer), reprint flash fiction, original poems, and reprint art.
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A friend of mine is struggling to get books for her classroom. She teaches kids from primarily low-income households, who only have access to books at school. If you can throw $5 at helping out those kids, I would really, really appreciate it. 💕 RTs welcome! www.donorschoose.org/project/expa...
Expanding Access In Our Classroom Library, a project from Ms. Delbourgo
Help me give my students a classroom library that makes them feel seen! It's no secret that there is a literacy crisis in this nation, and that will only continue if students don't have acc...
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I am once again delighted to be paneling and moderating at Flights of Foundry this year!
Flights of Foundry schedule and LACon change
I am once again delighted to be paneling and moderating at Flights of Foundry this year! If you want to catch my Chill-n-Chat, be sure to sign up for the lottery now since it's a limited-seating session. My schedule: Saturday, September 19th, 2026 12:00pm ET: Chill-n-Chat 9:00pm ET: You’re here! Now what? – Making the Most of Conferences Sunday, September 20th, 2026…
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Looks like we are about $1.5k away from meeting our second stretch goal, and the crowdfund ends tomorrow! If you would like for us to publish two novelettes instead of just one, consider backing now 💸
Submissions are now open for speculative novelettes and/or tiny short story collection chapbooks. Word limit: 7,500 to 12,000 words. Limited print run. Will pay $100 and 25 copies. Deadline: October 15th. More info here: neonhemlock.submittable.com/submit/36598...
I've got valerievaldes.com functioning for now, more or less, but my efforts to fix my main site are still a failure. I can't stop Wordpress from updating instantly when I revert to a backup, so it crashes again right away.
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Every time Wordpress updates, it breaks my website. I am ready to go back to basic HTML at this point.
✨✨✨COVER REVEAL✨✨✨ I'm delighted with my cover design and art by Caroline Teagle Johnson, who nailed the retro, campy vibes I requested for my debut, THE UPPER TENTACLE! TUT publishes 02 09 27 from Union Square &. Co, but preorders are available now! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/amand...
Heyo! I’m doing a giveaway for both BEING ARO and my sci-fi horror novella! I’ll send my full zine collection to 3 people and a signed hardcover copy of BEING ARO to 1. To enter: ✨ add both THIS WORLD IS NOT YOURS and BEING ARO to GR/Storygraph ✨ repost this Winners will be chosen on 8/28!
Just finished the first post-prologue Veilguard mission, and so far I am very enjoying this game. The combat feels more like Horizon: Forbidden West than any of the previous games, and so far I'm tanking decently. Drop kicking dudes or jump-stabbing them after a block absolutely rules.