Asked me to marry myself and said yes because I'm a dreamboat and this is what my teas are like
Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like. Almost certainly joking Bipolar opposite, probably on the non Captain Scarlet spectrum Don't use AI Love music, hate Spotify Trans rights 59 Bassman please Solo musics: https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
Tech bro, voice cracking: I can't live without AI, can you? Everyone who's not a big fat loser:
I give them out with promotional stickers. Everyone wants a sticker so just attach the code to it and give them something to leave the show with
I Heart Noise@iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 3h agoArtists/musicians/labels - did any of you tried printing out Bandcamp codes and giving them away at shows/showcases?
It doesn't take ten minutes to load a video game that looks like shit anymore. My telly is amazing, and cost peanuts. Kettles boil quicker. Entry level guitars are good enough to gig with. Loads of stuff is better!
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 13h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Ask your doctor if leeches are right for you. They'll say yes if they're Elizabethan.
Ramping up tea excitement by thinking about food and the taste of food
I want to believe, but honestly, whatever is least effort
Your boyfriend's podcast is absolute dogshit
Katsu pork chops and soba noodles with salt and pepper vegetables for tea, can't flipping wait
Llanwonno is on fire. Look at how close it is to these houses! Fuck me.
Helicopter out again. Says electricity on the side. Didn't think that needed an air-based marketing strategy, but what do I know? (Don't answer that)
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@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
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Nice washing machine filter. Be a shame if something were to *narrows eyes* jam it - bra wire
She filet on my mignon til I bearnaise sauce
Flirting: my kitchen knives are exceptionally sharp
*Kang and/or Kodos voice* soon they will build a super soaker so big it will destroy them all!!!
Landfill Collins@uneasylover.bsky.social · 14h agoThis marked the passing of an era, when people stopped drinking from the hose and began pouring that municipal water into advanced technologies.
Screw is out. Thanks for everyone's tips. Fnarr. No life after resoldering, I suspect the capsule has died.
A cat asking for food when their bowl isn't empty is the feline equivalent of opening the fridge and hoping a plateful of cooked sausages has somehow appeared since the last time you looked
welcome to Half Price Spurs, I can do a jingle or I can do a jangle and don't ask me if I can do both the last person who asked me that is still picking some jangle out of their face now what'll it be, cowboy?
Who called it a “sick burn” and not a “mortal comeback?”
Alright gang, any ideas how to get this screw out? Won't move at all. It seems to be attached to a thin metal plate that runs through the XLR socket. Been in a damp shed, I think the metals have fused or something lol. WD40 not helped. My screw extractor won't fit in there. Am I drilling it out?
