I’m going to Japan this November. Tell me everything 😸

I love the “liked by” indicator Bluesky added because it’s the website telling me which of you are the most noble of spirit

The Bluesky algorithm can tell I’m a sex worker but it can not tell that I also like to keep up with current events, news, commentary from trusted experts etc. *kicks machine* Come on buddy!

I used to have a calendar on my website for availability and am thinking of bringing it back. Squarespace has a calendar feature that is confusing at best. I am **this** close to scanning a photo of a handwritten calendar.

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I’ll never be a U Village 10 but I have my ways. 😉

A new bombshell has entered the Chili’s

I’m not crying, you’re crying! @wpbl.bsky.social is about to have their inaugural games and I will be at a Seattle watch party! (Calmly awaiting our teams announcement)

If you wear Meta glasses to our date, I’ll break them 😇🫶

Just loungin’ 😎

BTS by my friend The Lezthetician and official photo by my friend @inamorataphoto.bsky.social I love both!!

So much gesticulating about end of times being a war of strong men. Once all the “strong men” die off it’ll be groups of people wanting to live. The sharpest part of the arrow of colonization and murder that is the west right now will be long dead and best - forgotten. It’s not natural.

On the couch off the couch. 🦋 @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

One hour for a threesome? Heh rookie mistake

Opening up my books for August! Vaughnwolff.com to book. 😘

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It was either sushi pizza or a nude and you get sushi pizza.

Queue the joke about it being too hot outside in Seattle… 📸 by: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

These are incredible!

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These strawberries are almost as good as the lettuce I grew in my backyard.

This specific generation of men are a nice vintage.

chestbursty@chestrovert.bsky.social · 3w ago

my mom showed me Aliens when I was 5yo and the women in that movie (especially Sigourney Weaver) imprinted on my tiny brain that women will fuck your shit up and not stop until one of you dies, which is an important lesson for little boys to learn early

The Tate brothers were being arrested at the same time I was attending a friends bday party themed The Bottom Olympics and all I can say is down with patriarchy and love to the weirdos.

AOC: A genocide in Gaza committed with American bombs and financed by our American dollars, while our kids here at home have to ration their inhalers because politicians tell us that healthcare is too expensive.

Munching on strawberries poolside with my genius friend @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Remember when making a call used to cost 25 cents and now it’s your soul?

Heeeyyy 👋🏾 I’ll be in the Bay Area August 4th - 7th and would love to see some new and familiar friends. Reach out via my website or email to get in touch. www.corrieaspen.com corrieaspen@protonmail.com

SWERFs hate to be told that their fantasy that I’m being assaulted is simply another instance of non-consensual consumption of a woman’s body.

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

I will be answering my emails shortly :)

I realized last night I have a hierarchy of when to wake people up for the death of a ghoul. Last night deserved a text to a few friends. Nothing more.

Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA@vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 3w ago

As a treat

As a treat

It’s nude recreation week and my first question is, are shoes allowed?