Used to be you could just have a funny idea and it’d do numbers online and that’d be the end. You’d be “the guy from that one video”. Now when a post goes viral, people retool their entire account and personality to do endless variations on that one joke forever.

Went to a pretty major hardcore music festival this weekend and I love my local scene but afaik all day not a single word was said on stage about Palestine, fascism, data centers, climate… Have y’all forgotten what this culture is supposed to be about? I’m pushing 40, don’t make me start a band.

in the US's current political climate, i think it should be a lot more common to meet stupid questions with a "jesse what the fuck are you talking about" answer decorum's deader than the queen you can say the fuck word to people who are being stupid assholes

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.

BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.

Had a friend invite me to a gig near my neighborhood only to find out later that it was an AI Music event and that’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever heard and I don’t want to live in this world anymore. Did not go, obviously.

politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die

I’m gently blowing on embers, trying to coax them back into the bonfire they once were, but ultimately only deepening the burns on my own hands.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI

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Being a Hololive fan sucks because how do I explain to normies that a long-time valuable member of the community goes by the name EatingMikeTysonsAss?

My best friend’s beagle passed away a couple weeks ago and even though I hadn’t seen her in years, the loss rocked me. Got her favorite toy tattooed. “Arte, where’s your j’raffe!? Go get your j’raffe!” Thanks Veronica at Crystal Tattoo in Harajuku.

Is this the universe telling me “Be gay, do crimes 🌈 😈 “?

The blissful impermanence of a completely dishes-free sink.

kidzbop danzig: mother, tell your children they should come and play

Phones ruin gigs. Not everything needs to be content.

For 11 years I’ve lived in Japan, and until today, had never been to either of Tokyo’s Disney resorts. I got a free ticket from my employer, so today I went, and it was… awful? I had a very bad time from start to finish, which was only a couple hours.

All I want in the world rn is to be home with my guitars making angry music.

My friend back in Canada said goodbye to his pup Arte yesterday. I’m still shook. She was the goodest, stupidest girl. I cried over a bowl of blueberries and peanut butter (her fav treats) in her memory. Here’s a photo of us from like 15 years ago.

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

God damn, man. I’m just seething with anger for about 85% of my waking day and I don’t know what to do with that anymore.

Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate

When I was playing Hades 2 I started noticing people with this windbreaker everywhere and I was like “What does it mean!!?”

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

The only reason most people prefer the sound of vinyl is because they’re listening to it on a stereo system that costs hundreds of dollars instead of the $18 earbuds they’re used to.

Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻@rvbdrm.com · 6mo ago

WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY FLOOD THE TIMELINE

Look it’s either this or a cruel unfair system of taxation where Jeff Bezos goes from having 419 billion dollars to 417 billion dollars

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The Washington Post thinks you flush your toilet too often 🫵

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

People worry way too much about being successful and not enough about being happy because if being happy is your thing you normally will find a level of success that is conducive to that and then can focus on the being happy stuff

Me (Drowning Pool Voice): Three! Nothing wrong with me! Four! Nothing wrong with me! Ron Howard (Narrator Voice): There was in fact, something wrong with him.

So dumb that the actual AI apocalypse that finally ends humanity is not gonna be Terminators, but 12 dudes who used all the water to make number to up.