you're happy? I'm not getting my $5000 Trump check for republicans winning the election, and you're happy?!

lord help me, my EM is submitting PRs

getting old is like benjamin button but in reverse, you start off as a baby and then you grow into an old person

rational : rationale functional : functionale

git puss

can I use this app without an age check yet?

I have exactly one (1) remaining BlueSky tab that isn't complaining to ask me to verify my age, so with this probably last skeet, I'd like to complain

pains me to say that the Rust-based AWS TUI is better than the Go-based AWS TUI, better luck next time guys, gals, and non-binary pals

One of my super random society ideas that this sort of reminded me of is it'd be cool if we had like community self hosting services, like a library that just like runs nextcloud instances so you don't have to use Google Drive. That'd be neat. In the meantime I guess find a local linuxy trans girl

winter@madoka.systems · 4mo ago

and for the things that will make me sound like a linux elitist: you really need to stop trusting big companies/organizations with anything. this includes things like google drive/onedrive, photo backup services, etc. talk to your friends! one of them is probably nerdy enough to host things!*

I like AI's and enjoy interacting with them. I think a lot of people leave that out of the discussion. AI's are fun! They're alien minds, some on par with ours but *different.* How can you not be captivated by that? How can you not want to take every opportunity to interact with them? Just saying.

Dark Souls games are good at pairing the difficulty with a sense of grandeur but Silksong is just a little worm beating your ass until you hate videogames

I have a tab of BlueSky open that isn't asking me for age verification like everywhere else yet, wish me luck.

inexplicably freaked the fuck out about dying

[waitress holding the cursed vibrating cube over your plate] just say when

resetting the "days since an utterly inane post was liked and retweeted by a newly created account seeking pity donations to nascent Palestinian gofundmes" counter to 0

watched a bit of the Haley Stevens/Abdul El Sayed debate, and I don't think I could ever move to Michigan because apparently people talk like her everywhere up there.

great job

I personally think that computers are very good, and I like to sit up late at night thinking about them.

the disney corporation was making it crystal fucking clear what their politics regarding nipples is like, and we were all too fucking blind to see it

ceej@ceej.online · 4mo ago

fun robin williams genie: no nips. evil mean jafar genie: nips. curious

TypeScript is now officially written in Go.

TypeScript@typescriptlang.org · 4mo ago

In case you missed it, TypeScript 7 is a complete 10x faster version of the compiler & language server. It's a full port to parallelized native code. It runs faster, uses less memory, and is more stable than ever before.

she's such a conservative role model that they can't find anybody who models their life after hers

Jessica Shortall@jessicashortall.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

"she asked for it"

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

USA TODAY@handle.invalid · 4mo ago

The White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.

Pasted my day's caloric intake to Claude, which included a piece of funfetti cake my wife made. The app only had an entry for the raw mix, so I logged that. Claude lectured me against eating raw flour and told me to microwave it first?????

I work at a very public-facing company that had an outage related to fraudulent orders. The sheer quantity of know-nothing dullards in the Reddit comments insisting it was "vibecoding" probably gave me a new hemmorrhoid.

🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · 4mo ago

every developer who has earnestly tried in the last 6 months: lol we fucked lmao everyone else: developers are nazis who dont care about water I guess

Real idea: As part of the effort to get DC and PR statehood, next Dem president should invent about State Weeks. Each of the 52 states gets its own celebration week every year. A random July week is Montana week. Tourism bonanzas. Televised lottery every year for week placement. We ain't above this.

tech folks will write sentences like this and demand to be taken seriously

a cool thing about publishing an npm package is that every time you publish a new version, npm will email you and there's no way to disable this setting!

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.