We drunk from the hose, deliciously and dangerously, as if time’s cruel hand would never shut us off. Yet it did somewhere between bills and back aches, and we never truly noticed until we became podcasters

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 6d ago

@veryimportant.lawyer, @lronmexico.bsky.social and @ugarles.bsky.social break it down wonk style and give you the deep political analysis you crave. Mostly we talk about dangerous and stupid stuff we did when we were young though. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

TWO WEEKS until our wonderful crossover show with @nohomework.website x @animesickos.bsky.social at Beermiscuous. Be there on November 21st at 7pm to see the 5 greatest podcasters who ever fuckin yapped into a mic bringing you original comedy writing, elucidating ape facts, independent film, & more

@veryimportant.lawyer, @lronmexico.bsky.social and @ugarles.bsky.social break it down wonk style and give you the deep political analysis you crave. Mostly we talk about dangerous and stupid stuff we did when we were young though. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 31 - Decision Night 2026 HQ | No Homework Podcast

We give you an exhaustive and comprehensive breakdown of the midterm elections. Who were the big winners and losers? We know the answer, and

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on the subject of Pet Merch here is the design for the Squirrel t-shirt I made for my wife's birthday and its influence

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2w ago

We discuss @ugarles.bsky.social's history in at-home retail and @lronmexico.bsky.social's future in lemonade sales. @veryimportant.lawyer tells the sordid tale of the demise of Kmart and Sears. More talk about southern rap than you might expect. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

We are joined by @tomharrison.bsky.social of @animesickos.bsky.social to discuss The Big Bear Chase The Little Bear. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 30 - The Big Bear Chase The Little Bear (feat. Tom Harrison) | No Homework Podcast

Charles walks us through the news about the hot new goofus screwing up their prestigious law job. Tom and his friend lose their no-show jobs

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We discuss @ugarles.bsky.social's history in at-home retail and @lronmexico.bsky.social's future in lemonade sales. @veryimportant.lawyer tells the sordid tale of the demise of Kmart and Sears. More talk about southern rap than you might expect. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 29 - Bushwick Bill | No Homework Podcast

Ron is afraid of Bushwick Bill. None of us are afraid of the hockey mask guy from St. Lunatics. Charles runs a more successful retail operat

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subscribers (free on patreon!) got a special bonus in their inbox today. go to nohomework.website.

Mike Ensminger Fan Account@laplanck.bsky.social · 2w ago

“It came down to Angela Davis vs. the Cool S” made me laugh so hard I woke the 2yo. Everyone subscribe to @nohomework.website now

“It came down to Angela Davis vs. the Cool S” made me laugh so hard I woke the 2yo. Everyone subscribe to @nohomework.website now

@lronmexico.bsky.social teaches us about the goings-on at this year's Jeanaroo. @veryimportant.lawyer devises a relay race that hurts a lot of people. @ugarles.bsky.social emails at such an elite level that he suffers nerve damage. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 28 - Protestant Gatorade | No Homework Podcast

Ron teaches us about the goings-on at this year's Jeanaroo. Patrick devises a relay race that hurts a lot of people. Charles emails at such

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Join us and @animesickos.bsky.social for a very special @geniusnight.bsky.social hosted by @beermiscuous.bsky.social. 11/21, 7 PM, 2812 N. Lincoln Ave. It promises to be the funniest night of your entire life or your money back. Ask Charles about the money thing he's in charge of that

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social is right. @ugarles.bsky.social is right. @lronmexico.bsky.social is right. All three are being lied about, and gangstalked, and treated very unfairly. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 27 - Returning to the Tube (feat. Rax King) | No Homework Podcast

Rax is right. Charles is right. Ron is right. All three are being lied about, and gangstalked, and treated very unfairly. Charles: https://b

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Episode 26 - Two Weeks Notice. @lronmexico.bsky.social's career in cinema is cut tragically short. @veryimportant.lawyer gets a job clicking on knives. @ugarles.bsky.social bombs a stand-up set in front of his future in-laws. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 26 - Two Weeks Notice | No Homework Podcast

Ron's career in cinema is cut tragically short. Patrick gets a job clicking on knives. Charles bombs a stand-up set in front of his future i

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It's Bandcamp Friday and you know what that means: you get a thread about my friends' music. (friends, romans, followers, DM me a link and I'll add you to the list) 1. The music by @veryimportant.lawyer that we always say is available on Bandcamp on @nohomework.website

Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos

11 track album

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We also spent some time discussing Louisiana's own Jair Bolsonaro,* Deano Bonano. We thought he was a single-episode character but, like Urkel, he may become a fixture and when we change the topic of the podcast, nobody gets to complain. * hospital addict

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2mo ago

@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk

@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk

Episode 25 - We Brought Sort of A Negative Energy To the Bozo Show | No Homework Podcast

Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrst

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bullying gets results!

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The podcast four months in the making... subscribe to @junkfilterpod.bsky.social to hear me and @jessehawken.bsky.social go long on The Mandalorian and Grogu. Some incredible jokes in here. Worth the wait.

excellent advice from our latest guest on how to use patreon, which you can sign up for on nohomework.website or www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfri...

BayBayFriend@baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Just a quick tutorial. Watch in full screen landscape so you don’t miss any tips! ❌⭕️❌⭕️

A deserved apology to @davecolon.bsky.social whose reputation was unfairly besmirched in the last episode. We have set the record straight. And here's our guest, @baybayfriend.bsky.social's Patreon. Read Grassy Valley! www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfri...

BayBayFriend — a web comic about the computer

Get more from BayBayFriend on Patreon. a web comic about the computer. Support BayBayFriend and get exclusive access to their work.

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No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2mo ago

@baybayfriend.bsky.social joins us as we discuss California's reclusive perverts, take even more potshots at Ed Sheeran, and spend some time with Ron's neighbors Dwayne "Poncho" Munch and Deano Bonano. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Two straight episodes listeners of this podcast are going "Who the fuck is Dave Colon and why is everyone talking about how he drank cough syrup?"

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2mo ago

@baybayfriend.bsky.social joins us as we discuss California's reclusive perverts, take even more potshots at Ed Sheeran, and spend some time with Ron's neighbors Dwayne "Poncho" Munch and Deano Bonano. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@baybayfriend.bsky.social joins us as we discuss California's reclusive perverts, take even more potshots at Ed Sheeran, and spend some time with Ron's neighbors Dwayne "Poncho" Munch and Deano Bonano. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 24 - This Guy Doesn't Like Butter? (feat. BayBayFriend) | No Homework Podcast

Ron creates a new sliding scale for civil rights. Charles fails to draw an audience for his comedy CLE so badly that it causes an internatio

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@lronmexico.bsky.social and I *did* record an episode for the Saints' exciting and not-depressing (really!) loss to the Lions and dubious prospects against the Ravens. We broke down the game while @juliusgoat.bsky.social and I talked about how not to get published and rooting for a team of losers.

S4E1 Lions with A.R. Moxon aka JuliusGoat

Charles and Ron are back and surprisingly ok with a close week 1 loss with a lot to recommend it. A.R. Moxon, author of the novel The Revisionaries, the essay collections Very Fine People and Fightin

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this also completes the full @nohomework.website takeover of Soundtracker. we are unavoidable and everywhere

Eric@uwebollocks.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It wouldn't be a new season of Soundtracker if I didn't bring on Plexico and @lronmexico.bsky.social, and today we're taking COBRA, an insane Reagan-era fever dream of a movie, with some truly hilarious stories of Stallone's behavior while making it. Links in the follow-up post!

no homework pet posting protocol initiated

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 2mo ago

who dat so cozy

this is the best apology in show history and i'm not sure how we are going to maintain the bit after this

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2mo ago

We are joined by @kleinman.bsky.social to discuss the impact of partisan politics on vaccination uptake, robotripping, and the optimal amount of funny to be at work. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

We are joined by @kleinman.bsky.social to discuss the impact of partisan politics on vaccination uptake, robotripping, and the optimal amount of funny to be at work. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 23 - Summer's Over, You've Had Enough (feat. Aaron Kleinman) | No Homework Podcast

Charles interrogates Patrick regarding a potential harassment situation at his old job. Aaron is allowed to be serious for longer than we'v

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Tomorrow is the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death. Earlier this week, we looked back on the war to define his memory. Featuring @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social, @lcrw.news, @azrww.bsky.social, @willsommer.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social & @peltzmadeline.bsky.social www.patreon.com/PostingThrou...

138: One Year of Kirkification feat. Juliet Jeske, Abner Hauge, Haley Orion, Will Sommer, Charles Star & Madeline Peltz | Posting Through It

138: One Year of Kirkification feat. Juliet Jeske, Abner Hauge, Haley Orion, Will Sommer, Charles Star & Madeline Peltz by Posting Through It on Patreon. Join Posting Through It's community for exclus...

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we contain multitudes

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Football (paid (over the table (fully disclosed (we think)))) is back tonight so @lronmexico.bsky.social and I did a roster review for the Saints as they run directly into the arms of a trainer and we hope that we can finally win this shitpile of a division.

Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday. Charles celebrates his 20th anniversary. Ron teaches us about the origin of words. @andylevy.net joins the pod and has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable.

Episode 22 - The Back to School Beaver (feat. Andy Levy) | No Homework Podcast

Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patric

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when we say wherever you get your podcasts, we do mean it but we do also hope you subscribe at nohomework.website for when we start doing things other than just the podcast (such as the pet photos we promised three weeks ago)

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Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · 3mo ago

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job