No Homework. The Podcast That Makes You Say "Wow"™️

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 2d ago

Episode 26 - Two Weeks Notice. @lronmexico.bsky.social's career in cinema is cut tragically short. @veryimportant.lawyer gets a job clicking on knives. @ugarles.bsky.social bombs a stand-up set in front of his future in-laws. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

I’m as much of a Farrar-ist as anyone: they’ll be no justice for the jam-wigglers, cosmic or otherwise; however, if I was the guy most people in the world wanted to see it happen to, live on TV, I sure as shit wouldn’t start doing it to others

[co-worker showing me an AI he made of another co-worker pooing until his butt flies off] (gravely) honesty man you should draw this instead

If you just listen to the audio it sounds like Tucker Carlson is getting owned by the brain gremlin from Gremlins 2

UNITED24 Media@united24media.com · last wk.

Watch Tucker Carlson get a quick economics lesson after claiming Russia’s economy is bigger than Britain’s.

I know Saturday is for CFB but City Saint / Country Saint is ready to go so here it is! @lronmexico.bsky.social, @skookses.bsky.social and I are handling the home loss to the Raiders better than you'd expect. We better beat Atlanta on Monday night but the injury report has us sweating.

S4E3 - Raiders with Just Us

Sad horns start the episode as the Saints fritter away a 12-point third quarter lead and fall to the Raiders in the home opener. Ron and Charles are staying positive and our Man in the Dome, Skooks, r

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for real, raiders nation, you can't all just be fake tough in mad max costumes, at least one of you has to be will to send me, @lronmexico.bsky.social and saints fans a meanspirited and gloating message that is also not racist or similarly pigheaded

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hey Raiders fans, if you want to gloat on City Saint / Country Saint to Get Our Ass, DM me and I'll send you my email to send a short audio file for our next episode.

Only guys I’ve ever seen stand like this was the .225 hitters in that Ken Griffey Jr Super Nintendo game

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore

@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk

Episode 25 - We Brought Sort of A Negative Energy To the Bozo Show | No Homework Podcast

Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrst

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The Saints beat the Ravens 24-17 and we got the episode out before the next game. @lronmexico.bsky.social and I celebrate how surprisingly good the boys look and James from @rememberthatguy.bsky.social joined me to talk Baltimore. I let him get the Ravens' ass himself.

S4E2 Ravens with James from Remember That Guy?

Play S4E2 Ravens with James from Remember That Guy? by City Saint / Country Saint and Hostile Witness on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.

I don’t know what any of this means except the Facebook company has a new gadget that will lose a billion dollars

Engadget@engadget.com · 3w ago

Meta Charm is a Tamagotchi-like device with Muse AI.

It’s so funny watching Mitch McConnell taking it all in, in that blank Baby Yoda type of way.

The 2008 crash was bad, but at least there were houses on the other side of it. When this bubble bursts we're gonna be left with nothing but a landscape dotted with useless shells and even higher homelessness figures #spéirgorm

Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 3w ago

Very common story across the world: construction of homes hitting a wall where data centres are sucking up resources. Also see: Australia www.brokernews.com.au/news/breakin... Anyway, great work abundance / yimby folks, you're doing a good job

Makes me pine for the optimism of 2022. We were all so young then, so innocent....

“Over an inch of rain” is now a commodity; it can be exchanged for a Big Mac or an F-150. Capital is not a barrier to entry. You can wager with your assigned, future worth. The assigners, they own the infrastructure of it all: the apps, your data, the data centers, the phones, your home, your food

L Ron Mexico@lronmexico.bsky.social · 3w ago

Cant wait for the last remnants of shared reality to completely disintegrate once payday loans and reality-gambling merge, then get taken over by private equity

Cant wait for the last remnants of shared reality to completely disintegrate once payday loans and reality-gambling merge, then get taken over by private equity

Semafor@semafor.com · 3w ago

Kalshi will now let users juice their bets with borrowed money. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

@baybayfriend.bsky.social joins us as we discuss California's reclusive perverts, take even more potshots at Ed Sheeran, and spend some time with Ron's neighbors Dwayne "Poncho" Munch and Deano Bonano. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 24 - This Guy Doesn't Like Butter? (feat. BayBayFriend) | No Homework Podcast

Ron creates a new sliding scale for civil rights. Charles fails to draw an audience for his comedy CLE so badly that it causes an internatio

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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

@lronmexico.bsky.social and I *did* record an episode for the Saints' exciting and not-depressing (really!) loss to the Lions and dubious prospects against the Ravens. We broke down the game while @juliusgoat.bsky.social and I talked about how not to get published and rooting for a team of losers.

S4E1 Lions with A.R. Moxon aka JuliusGoat

Charles and Ron are back and surprisingly ok with a close week 1 loss with a lot to recommend it. A.R. Moxon, author of the novel The Revisionaries, the essay collections Very Fine People and Fightin

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oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before

In America, if gas gets too high, the government starts measuring the troops’ boners

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3w ago

NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

Drill Instructor: what is your major malfunction, maggot!!!??? Army man: it’s my dick, sir!

Kirk Herbstreit: oh so this prez-e-dent as he’s called, this president fellow, Tromp, he said he’d make it illegal for the players to wear helmets? I’m sorry I don’t know about all of that. I didn’t know we even had a president or whatever. I assumed God was in charge of stuff like that.

The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.

Pregame Empire@pregameempire.bsky.social · 3w ago

lol, lmao

Sorry to make the point obvious but there’s no excuse if you shoot a missile and it kills people you shot a missile that’s what it does thank you.

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Cobra is one of those movies where you can watch it as right-wing blood lust seeking to express itself through law and order, but you can also just watch it because it’s fun to see just how up his own ass Stallone could be. Good times!

Eric@uwebollocks.bsky.social · 3w ago

It wouldn't be a new season of Soundtracker if I didn't bring on Plexico and @lronmexico.bsky.social, and today we're taking COBRA, an insane Reagan-era fever dream of a movie, with some truly hilarious stories of Stallone's behavior while making it. Links in the follow-up post!

this is the best apology in show history and i'm not sure how we are going to maintain the bit after this

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 4w ago

We are joined by @kleinman.bsky.social to discuss the impact of partisan politics on vaccination uptake, robotripping, and the optimal amount of funny to be at work. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Except for weed. If you bought a dime bag of weed, you were funneling money to Al-Qaeda.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last mo.

The president told us to go shopping to support America

Football (paid (over the table (fully disclosed (we think)))) is back tonight so @lronmexico.bsky.social and I did a roster review for the Saints as they run directly into the arms of a trainer and we hope that we can finally win this shitpile of a division.

S4E0 Saints Roster Review and Season Preview

The Saints are back so Charles and L. Ron are back too. They are trying to be enthusiastic as a new team emerges... and then returns to the blue tent.

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