Ep. 17 - Nude Gym Elemental. @ugarles.bsky.social beats the game of basketball. @veryimportant.lawyer loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. @lronmexico.bsky.social introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.

Episode 17 - Nude Gym Elemental | No Homework Podcast

Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter.

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I love the life cycle of birds where they look very similar to adults but are incapable of feeding themselves. The chud son stage of development.

Jocelyn Anderson Photography@jocelynanderson.bsky.social · last wk.

A big Red-winged Blackbird juvenile (left) showing mom (right) that his/her beak is empty and that food needs to be put in it.

Not long ago, something like privacy was thought to be a human right or even a default state of nature. Your likeness was considered something sacred, something your own. By the end of this century, it will be a boutique experience for only the wealthy.

Evan Greer@evangreer.bsky.social · 2w ago

NEW: I wrote for MSNBC about how Madison Square Garden turning off their facial recognition cameras for Taylor Swift is a perfect encapsulation of our dystopian present: where the wealthy can use surveillance to consolidate power, and the rest of us live in a privately owned panopticon.

Money can first and foremost buy you not being in poverty, which is obviously good, and it can also buy you a nice house and related bullshit which is certainly nice, but it straight up cannot, as we’ve all seen in every piece of art or history, buy you happiness or love and that’s a big lol,lmao

L Ron Mexico@lronmexico.bsky.social · last wk.

as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it.

It's honestly maybe a point that we should be making more regularly. Trump, Musk, J.K. Rowling- they are all perfect examples of "capitalist success" and yet they are all miserable all the fucking time.

as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it.

Every single evil American loves Israel because they are this weird mix of our horrific past, crumbling present, and dystopian future. They long for it and relish it and pine for it all at once.

I learned about short-spined animals during this episode. They are truly God’s chodes.

No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · last wk.

Episode 16 - Flower for Algernon (feat. @raxkingisdead.bsky.social) out now. Drunk guys, human skeletons, the E.T. game for the Atari 2600, Justin Long. This podcast has everything. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Bullshit framing 1. Her critics aren’t “cool kid elites.” Her critics are exactly the kind of people who would embrace an awkward goofball weirdo if they fought for the working class 2. Ppl aren’t making fun of Michigan. They’re making fun of her for being a dumb poser endorsed by the ruling class

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

Everyone has a gritty origin story if you go back far enough (each one of us lived in some guys balls)

Episode 15 now available! @lronmexico.bsky.social roots for his favorite numbers. @veryimportant.lawyer earns a free year of human life. @ugarles.bsky.social is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 15 - Now I Have To Throw Away All My Bandanas | No Homework Podcast

Ron roots for his favorite numbers. Patrick earns a free year of human life. Charles is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a g

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The default position of an American politician is that you’re going to be even crueler to these people, that they’ve had it too good for too long. It’s jarring to see someone in power treat them like human beings, and frankly, that’s probably dangerous to the ruling class

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w ago

The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.

Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback. @ugarles.bsky.social questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social insists is "real." @lronmexico.bsky.social commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback (ft. Kath Barbadoro) | No Homework Podcast

Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden ce

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open borders

Scott “bell beaker” Cave@hellabarnes.bsky.social · 3w ago

what is the reverse historical dorito? the thing from the past that would blow our minds in a positive way

a coworker of mine died and I walked up to the casket at the wake and smushed my finger into their cheek just to see what a dead person felt like and it didn’t feel weird or disrespectful because nobody liked this person anyway. So thanks for making me remember that cool thing I guess.

Daniel Drezner@dandrezner.bsky.social · 3w ago

My hot take is that Lindsey Graham did many contemptible things but if you’re furious that his Senate Democratic colleagues are posting nice things about him today you need to put down your phone, get some fresh air, and remember a time when a colleague you disliked departed this mortal coil.

we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it

RFK sent Lindsey Graham to hell on a water slide of diarrhea and all the Democrat senators are acting like he died like Maximus from Gladiator

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

CEO of Cracker Barrel: (to manager) hey you hired my son to change the logo right? Manager: (hard of hearing) yep hired a bison to change the logo just like you asked

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

I stomped a baby roach this morning because if reincarnation is real there’s a good chance that was Lindsey Graham

Episode 13 is now live. @ugarles.bsky.social witnesses a near-catastrophe. @veryimportant.lawyer witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 13 - This Had Better Not Be A Metaphor For Anything (ft. Luke O'Neil) | No Homework Podcast

Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate

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That's right! City Saint / Country Saint returns for a draft episode. I talk about the Saints draft (I love it!) with @arif.bsky.social (he's a little less enthusiastic but likes it). Plus, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I play some happy horns and welcome Cam back to New Orleans for a final ride.

City Saint Country Saint S4 E-1 Draft Review with Arif Hasan

Charles Star and L. Ron Mexico (kind of) are back! Charles talks with Arif Hasan (NFL Draft expert and podcaster (60 Minute Drill and Norse Code) and writer (Wide Left)) about the Saints' draft (which

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Big Dog on the Space Cat@derekcarrsopp.bsky.social · last mo.

The Nazi’s won WWII basically by putting on the Bobby Valentine disguise and quietly walking back into the open arms of western capital

DB Maggi@dbmaggi.bsky.social · last mo.

A joint investigation finds German conglomerate Bayer is behind the israeli use of glyphosate and white phosphorus inside Lebanon.

Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!

About a decade ago some kids in a garage band packed and rocked a Denny’s harder than the combined force of the federal government on its 250th birthday. This shit is O-VER

America 250 abruptly shuts down after coughing baby DESTROYS sniveling bigot in front of dozens

If I was there, I’d push on the columns like Samson and have my friend unplug the blower to this thing

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · last mo.

Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.

They should keep the stock market open on the weekends too, way less fighting if they did. Actually that should be in the MOE. Make the stock exchange keep Waffle House hours.

Even MAGA can feel how decayed and hollow this is. Deep down they know this is just a pedophile’s extended birthday party dressed up as a holiday. Yes, they’d pay $20 for a hot dog while listening to music that sounds like royalty free Christian rock, but only if it feels like winning. This DOES NOT

m@keptsimple.bsky.social · last mo.

remarkable that they haven't been able to fill this fake state fair thing with MAGA idiots. dead movement.