@vgckenny.bsky.social

He/Him. Fanfic-Writer. Podcaster. Nerd. Autistic. World's Greatest Detective/DJ. Trying my best, but it's not always easy.

The MAHA movement are a bunch of bigoted eugenicist cranks who believe food regulations are government overreach, vaccines kill, children with autism should be sterilized for the good of the gene pool, and an issue like a peanut allergy or celiac disease is a sign of evolutionary inferiority.

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit

Chaperoning a preschool trip to the aquarium and one of the other dads who is vaguely familiar with what I do comes up to me and goes “man I sure hope we get some Nuremberg-style trials at the end of all this”

Love how much discourse is generated by suboptimal choice of wording under conditions of rigid character limits. It's almost like short-form social media posting sites are designed to produce misunderstanding, subsequent arguments and thus engagement.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

Malm whale in Sweden

🚨 The Senate unanimously passed my resolution OPPOSING a pardon for convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, sending a clear message to the White House and Blanche. Even if Senate Republicans confirm Blanche, the entire Senate has made it clear: there should be no special treatment for Maxwell.

The Minnesota Senate race is interesting to me because while there are two prominent primary candidates, Klobuchar is running for governor, so in all likelihood, if Klobuchar becomes the governor, she’ll probably tap the person who came in second in the Senate primary to replace her. Everybody wins.

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

I think Elvis Costello should rewrite “Less Than Zero” to be about Elon Musk. Not only would it be accurate, he could finally have a version of the song he could play on SNL without reservation.