*extremely Interpol voice* Let's see about this ham

Jason K Pargin, author@jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 4h ago

Today on 48 Minutes of Slash Dotting: we get the quiche peanimus on Professor Sendy and Wombos, Ebay losing a lawsuit over harassment, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions. . 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast About The Internet

A podcast about the internet, crypto scams, shock sites and everything else online

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I don't revel in the idea of a Blade Runner-style future (seems bleak) but I relish telling AI agents that i'm going to 'retire' them

Not many people know this, but Protestantism is a portmanteau of Protest and Autism

DEMOCRACY is when you immediately denounce El-Sayed because a former Obama staffer with 37 followers and a Substack told you to. I don't vote for candidates, I vote for whatever gives DNC comms directors the least stressful Tuesday.

Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%

Hmm you call yourself 2strong2silence and yet when I block you, I don't see your posts. Interesting.

Abdul El-Sayed. Replace El-Sayed with Al-Qaeda. Not so exciting now is it

everything in here was $4,000

Finding a lot of fresh, blockable accounts on here gloating over Wesley Bell winning Mo-01.

It’s fucking gross to mock Cori Bush for "the Capitol steps with her Cheez-Its." She was sleeping outside the Capitol to pressure Congress and Biden to extend the COVID eviction moratorium after it expired, protecting millions of renters from eviction. Bush herself had experienced homelessness.

someone still loves you cori bush

$18 million will buy you a lot of votes in Missouri, apparently. I will say, calling a race at 31%, especially one so hotly contested, might be a bit premature. I can only hope.

got the vaunted Branson Bump. here's hoping I can Make Da Podcast Famous

The Greatures crossover you never knew you wanted but always dreamed of

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · yesterday

Guest Week comes roaring back with a killer comic from the legendary @kcg.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

Atlus taking away Chie's scoliosis is a bridge too far. Yes I am buying P4Revival on day one anyway.

Oh you passed a "resolution" saying "hey don't pardon Ghislaine Maxwell"? Cool, you know these chuckleheads are gonna try and do it anyway

That ain't the Get Out frog, but it would be funnier if it was

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · yesterday

They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.

Mrs Davis is the most bonkers "where is this GOING?" kind of show - a nun, who is on the run from a killer AI, is also a descendent of the Knights Templar and is hunting down the Holy Grail, has a stake in debunking magicians, has a Mind Palace that's a bar where she talks to her husband Jesus... I

Eric Bellmore @bellmore.bsky.social · yesterday

If you've not seen it & you need to watch something that will make your head spin with absurdity and moments that make you cry laugh - Mrs. Davis on Peacock. My chosen brother told us we HAD to see it, and that was all he could tell us other than nobody ever takes him up on it. BET. #Bingeworthy

Happy (?) There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who are still alive to celebrate short-stories.co/@raybradbury...

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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TUESDAY HEADLINES: • Mitch McConnell may be dead or may not be alive • The war in Iran may be on or may not be off • The Strait of Hormuz may be closed or may not be open

Rest in peace Birch McDonald's - dying at 12:01am tomorrow

eagle-eyed redditor /u/GogNMagog pulled this still from a recent SNL UK bit, where a guy from the Pork Board is wearing his VFA hat. #vfa #movieexpertise #fivebags

I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000

I was so certain Slam Frank was a bit, but now I've seen it's actually being performed on stage and I want to die

Baffling that "you snooze you lose, I have snost and lost" comes from not Xavier Renegade Angel, but an early Mike Doughty solo track.

lol its so perfect that he's saying this *on fox news* while the chyron is about the pied-a-terre tax

Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.

James Carville hasn't successfully helped a candidate win since 1992. He helped Kerry, Hillary and some other milquetoast losers lose. What he has to say hasn't been relevant for 30+ years. Bye!

Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.

"Incredible Shrinking Jay Leno" returns

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · 4mo ago

Hail and well met, traveler

hanbry ponber and da fuckin' sword n da stone or whatever