Paul Vierthaler

@vierth.bsky.social

Chinese Lit, DH, Machine Learning, Dad of twins Assistant Prof of late imperial Chinese literature and interdisciplinary data science at Princeton University

Digging through old files on the computer and just came across an old resume of mine from February 2009. It was a sad day when I deleted "commercial driver's license" from my resume/CV, but I regretfully had to let it lapse when I moved to Boston after grad school.

Screenshot of a "skills" section on a resume listing computer skills, language, and the practical experience of having a commercial drivers license (except combination trailers).

Polling the crowd for an extremely pedantic reason: How should I transcribe the circled character here? The radical here looks like 耳 to me but no such character exists in Unicode. It's clearly a variant of 眤, which is in turn a variant of 暱/昵 (so here 褻暱, to be improperly familiar with)

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if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it

Oh, you sell butterfly wings perfect for a couple of four years old? Love it! They’ll want to wear them everywhere? Hell yeah! Oh they have designs on them made with nothing but sparkles held on by static electricity and a prayer? Straight to jail.

Picture of two costume butterfly wings for little kids with sparkly designs rapidly fading because the sparkles are coming off

After getting all achievements in Silksong, I figured it would be fun to wrap up all achievements in Hollow Knight. I haven't played for a few years and never finished pantheon 5. An unexpected delight has come from this:

Today I rubber banded two oranges together and put bath finger paint soap on them to teach my daughters how to wipe their butts before they start kindergarten, and they kept calling it poop class

Redoing all of the figures in my monograph because of size and color constraints. Having to rework all these visualizations into greyscale has been EXTREMELY instructive and is getting me to rethink how I teach data visualization. Bummed to lose color but the results (so far) are much cleaner!

Daughter, immediately after watching her first ever soccer match (the world cup final): Daddy! Can we watch another soccer round??? And now I feel bad for not having watched the million matches over the last month with them

The year I did a postdoc at Boston College I had the great pleasure to work with an incredible Joyce scholar (Joe Nugent), and so now every time I hear about "Telemachus," (which is frequently at the moment) I just think about Stately, plump Buck Mulligan.

I had the honor of giving a keynote at the International Conference on Machine Learning last week. I addressed the widespread anxiety about how we should adapt as AI capabilities increase. I was thrilled by the talk’s reception, so I have made my slides available www.cs.princeton.edu/~arvindn/tal...

What will be left for us to work on?

ICML 2026 invited keynote — slides and edited transcript, presented click-by-click as delivered. Arvind Narayanan, Princeton University.

cs.princeton.edu

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