Cautiously optimistic about Matty Jostler but if Hopkinson can just stay silent, it would be appreciated. “Newcastle United 2.0” ffs
"It's called Newcastle United summer 2026 T, it's when the club sell all the best players and replace them with unproven, promising youth and get a new manager but don't say anything about for like a week or some shit, I'm serious." #NUFC
Newcastle United have lost the best manager they’ve had in 50+ years, three of their best players, and now their captain and talisman. No new training ground or stadium is planned, but tonight they’re holding an interactive workshop to discuss tweaks to the club crest. Never change, United.
Starting to think this new Newcastle gaffer is a figment of my imagination
Nick Pope meeting the new lad. "You're Lukas Hornicek?" "Yes" "You play in goal? "Yes" "I play in goal too" "So?" "Well, do you run out of the box at random and at best shank the ball into the crowd, at worst get sent off for something daft?" "No"
Ben Spratt@benspratt.bsky.social · 3d agoBased only on a few clips, a few numbers and watching him speak, I’m very confident the keeper is going to be good. And just having a good keeper last season would have been enough for European qualification. Whether that’s still the case now…
Eddie Howe is a Newcastle United legend and I sadly think that it’ll never get better than it did under him. Cheers, gaffer
Sure there’ll be a sensible reaction to all of that from the online Newcastle fanbase tonight
When Botman comes out for the second half, someone needs to remember to take that fridge off his back
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Brilliant scenes at full time. Paredes swinging haymakers capped off one of the worst WC final performances I’ve ever seen from an individual player. He was fucking shocking
The Americans quest to turn everything into Wrestlemania has reached its nadir here
You've got to laugh at the Yanks giving it multiracial love and unity when they're deporting everybody and either shooting their own citizens or banging them up in camps. Sportswashingmaxxing.
Add this BBC advert into the mix and this has to be a contender for the worst half an hour of television ever broadcast
The Americans have successfully ruined something else. It’ll be Eurovision next
Honestly not an overreaction to say we’re watching the final bullet in footballs shambling body
Classic U S of A here, like. A big ostentatious show that only they could think isn’t cringeworthy. Stop it infiltrating football, man
Good rule of thumb is, if a transfer is ever on the lips of Ornstein and Romano, it’s time to ignore it for a fortnight because you’ve got a “SAGA” going where your club is probably being used as a tool of an agent for a bidding war
That’s as cowardly as you’ll get from a manager in that second half. You’ll win nothing with that mindset
Spain will be laughing this up though, no doubt. Walking wounded heading into the final whoever it is
Declan Rice trying to go on after a 65 game season (or whatever it was) is admirable but he’s played every game like it’s the last minute of extra time since the Ghana game. He’s fucking wrecked, man
Jude Bellingham has 4 MILLION likes on his latest Insta post but he’ll surely see mine and we’ll go for a pint
Might be harsh but should probably just march Eze off and keep him in the changing room for the rest of the tournament. Don’t let him near any bastard penalties
England just walked into Mexico’s gaff and knocked them out with ten men. Not sure a bunch of pricks pretending they’re rowing a boat in the stands will intimidate them much, Karen
binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”
That “extremely emotional” line has angered me to a ridiculous degree. It’s the Isak playbook, carefully calculated to make Bruno’s position untenable and force a sale. The fact it’s coming from Mr “Home away from Home” badge kissing Bruno is rage inducing