“Yes, sure, I’d love to run the risk of spending time alone with a creature that can’t wash its own ass but somehow still believes that it’s inherently intellectually and biologically totally superior to me, that sounds amazing” - increasingly few straight women in 2026, and good for them

My cousin loves gazpacho. Her husband, a chef, hates it. Every year around this time I walk into their kitchen to him throwing all the garden tomatoes into a blender muttering “I fucking hate gazpacho”

*kids taking turns on the diving board* Kid 1: you know someone died doing this once Kid 2: oh yeah? Who? Kid 1: I dunno. Some guy

Any shortage in any part of the American labor market can be fixed by paying workers more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Imagine being a famous explorer with an epic worldwide journey but your true legacy is an extremely annoying children’s swimming pool game

Just as I don't want to read a book by someone who couldn't be bothered to write it, I *definitely* don't want to eat food by someone who doesn't want me to see that food in actual photo form. You're advertising a product that does not and cannot exist in corporeal reality. WTF.

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

Some of you weren’t paying attention when Carson Kressley taught us about spray, delay, and walk away

I just had to cross multiply for the first time. Hope nothing else escaped my deeply suppressed brain files

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

When we don't adequately fund public universities, and instead force students to take out loans, what we as a society are really doing is borrowing money from the younger generation—their hard-earned future income—to fund a necessary project that benefits us all: building an educated society.

Mark Copelovitch@mcopelov.bsky.social · 2d ago

1. This is bullsh*t & an epically stupid policy completely detached from any empirical evidence: bsky.app/profile/mcop... 2. We could simply avoid this entire issue by <all together now> Funding. The. Damn. Public. Universities. Like. We. Used. To: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

I got an email every morning outlining how many patients were in the hospital, how many ventilators were left, and how many patients died since yesterday.

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 3d ago

we had refrigerated semis sitting in our parking lots as morgue overflow one morning i came in and night shift had 6 code blues

I think my favorite chief complaint yesterday was “darker skin around anus” Bro how long have you been alive

The GOP goes on about protecting women in sports and then goes on to protect Max Miller.

This is "A Wet Country Road," an oil-on-canvas painting by the Victorian artist John Atkinson Grimshaw, painted in 1881.

Between hurricane season 2025, and 2026 up til now, I am in “watching Jim Cantore wearing a helmet tied to a pole while a category 4 storm makes landfall” withdrawal

I love when streaming services try to make you watch the Temu version of whatever movie is popular right now No, peacock, I do not want to watch Troy (2004) starring Brad Pitt

Whenever our local animal shelter posts their cat adoptions and the photo has 2 women I like to play “sisters or lookalike lesbians”

My internet recipe ick is people using ice cream scoopers to place things only to later spread them out, if you do this please know I hate you deeply

I feel so burnt out after this weekend and honestly at this time it’s not the job or the volume or the fact that I was left alone yesterday, but the absolutely bat shit unrealistic expectations and demands of patients all across the board

Why have I seen 7 people with flu B this weekend

I’m gonna invent an HOA that bans people from installing barn doors, grey laminate flooring, and shiplap

It’s been raining and humid for so long that everything feels wet, my yard is covered in mushrooms, and I swear if it goes on like this til it cools down for fall I’m gonna be rippin

Fauci was caring for patients with AIDS when others wouldn't even touch them. He fought harmful information with facts. He warned about the risk of a pandemic for years. We are in the upside down. A scientist is on trial, but a pedophile, rapist, felon isn’t. I stand with Fauci.

Do you think we could infiltrate and control the tech bro class with a coordinated effort of woke domonatrixes…dominatri?

I wish I could properly attribute this, but I heard someone say in an interview something like, 'pay attention to the new technologies that techbros develop, and you'll see how they're just trying to create a mom they control' And we know how these dudes pick "partners" so...

Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 4d ago

AI IS BASICALLY A SEX WORKER might be the hook for my new class…

He is so good at this

One thing I know is that these “root cause” people never want to do physical therapy

The man beat his daughter and injured his granddaughter but he's fine with it apparently. www.notus.org/ohio/bernie-...

Sen. Bernie Moreno Doesn't 'Know' if Embattled Rep. Max Miller Should Stay on Ballot

The senator’s daughter accused Miller of domestic violence. Miller denies the allegations, but they’re making his reelection race tighter.

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