Split Calyx
@vixerunt.bsky.social
Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split Motorsport Scum 🏁
I was taking my iron pill on even days 🥰 but thanks to "the 31st" now I have to take them on odd days 😡
Me: sets an alarm for 3:55 am, which will get me at the office in time for lunch Other people: why don't you love traveling for work? It's so glamorous !
Me, half an hour into watching Professional Bull Riding: Yeah they should definitely challenge for a chute foul
bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
Good news he vibe-coded a website to communicate our project plan to the business stakeholders and wanted my take Still convincing myself it's not a secret job interview test. Which I know it's not. Because it isn't.
Spiraling because an MD not in my reporting line sent me this vague message: Hey [SplitCalyx] Appreciate your contributions to the discussion today There is something I was building that I wanted to run by you
Spiraling because an MD not in my reporting line sent me this vague message: Hey [SplitCalyx] Appreciate your contributions to the discussion today There is something I was building that I wanted to run by you
Load bearing or non-load bearing? Most are by genre, except the load bearing ones are by width
Enough of the horrors and doom scrolling. Let's talk about something fun. How do you arrange your books?
MystaCrooksOfficial pulling out all the 90s references for this one 😂
I’ve never seen a watermelon watermelonned like this before
YouTube video by Mysta Crooks
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Chances this is related to vulnerability patching due to frontier models... 50%
American Airlines flights are grounded nationwide due to an IT outage, an FAA advisory says
A journey from thought to email, from my recent interview experience as a hiring manager This guy is full of shit reading buzzwords off AI -> "We were unable to connect his responses to his personal experience"
Most blues yet (perfect/near perfect) Anthropeum.com · Jul 26 2026 🟩🟦🟦🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦🟦🟩 88,589 · top 1% of players today!
Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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JK I'm just that fucking awesome Not as high a score, but as high a placement 💪🏽 (I'm also starting to learn the "shape" of the collection if that makes sense) Anthropeum.com · Jul 16 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟦🟩🟦🟩🟦🟦 84,827 · top 3% of players today!
Can't we wardrive BLE and identify them? Or is Meta smarter than Axon and actually randomizes MACs?
ICE agents are already using AI glasses, but in a new legal twist are they wearing them while testifying in court and... if so, is their testimony being coached through the AI glasses during grand jury proceedings to get the results DOJ prosecutors want? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Uncommon side effect of my new pain medication: trouble sleeping Hmmmmm.... *Checks watch* possible
OMG IT'S MOLLY SHE'S AMAZING I LOVE HER Gibson + Apple TV= I'm seated
Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.
Husband: *eyes my shirt* Me: what? Husband: is that my shirt? Me: no!... Hmm. *Removes shirt, checks tag* um, yes this is your shirt. But I thought it was my shirt. Husband: 😐 Me: can I still wear it? Husband: Sure
Have scheduled a 1:1 with my manager entitled "Group Scream"
Once my ferritin levels get high enough it's over for you bitches
The best ring light for zoom? A second screen with JIRA open
Do you think the guys inside the Trojan Horse explored each other’s bodies
My group chat decided the genre is "honkmantasy", a new blend of romantasy with honkwiching (honking a sandwich into another's mouth via trumpet) Clearly the tuba is both subversive and sensual, a Romance Fantasy masterpiece from one of the best to ever do it (xref the Jaime/Cersei love story)
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ https://theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-hands-agent-unsolicited-4000-page-manuscript-titled-tuba-man-scuba-man/
Good news! My months long wrist and hand pain isn't carpal tunnel Bad news! WTAF is wrong with my hands??? Just iron deficiency without anemia?? Or?...?
Yellow-bellied Marmot inspection station today 🌿
Having an in person international or national event in America? Are you weighing factors like lodging and transport? Cool stuff to do? Here's a map to consider if any of your attendees may possibly, even remotely be LGBTQIA. And you care about them.