Split Calyx

@vixerunt.bsky.social

Rosebuds reddening where the calyx split Motorsport Scum 🏁

bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris

Good news he vibe-coded a website to communicate our project plan to the business stakeholders and wanted my take Still convincing myself it's not a secret job interview test. Which I know it's not. Because it isn't.

Split Calyx@vixerunt.bsky.social · last wk.

Spiraling because an MD not in my reporting line sent me this vague message: Hey [SplitCalyx] Appreciate your contributions to the discussion today There is something I was building that I wanted to run by you

Spiraling because an MD not in my reporting line sent me this vague message: Hey [SplitCalyx] Appreciate your contributions to the discussion today There is something I was building that I wanted to run by you

A journey from thought to email, from my recent interview experience as a hiring manager This guy is full of shit reading buzzwords off AI -> "We were unable to connect his responses to his personal experience"

Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.

Husband: *eyes my shirt* Me: what? Husband: is that my shirt? Me: no!... Hmm. *Removes shirt, checks tag* um, yes this is your shirt. But I thought it was my shirt. Husband: 😐 Me: can I still wear it? Husband: Sure

My group chat decided the genre is "honkmantasy", a new blend of romantasy with honkwiching (honking a sandwich into another's mouth via trumpet) Clearly the tuba is both subversive and sensual, a Romance Fantasy masterpiece from one of the best to ever do it (xref the Jaime/Cersei love story)

The Onion@theonion.com · 2w ago

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ https://theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-hands-agent-unsolicited-4000-page-manuscript-titled-tuba-man-scuba-man/

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

Having an in person international or national event in America? Are you weighing factors like lodging and transport? Cool stuff to do? Here's a map to consider if any of your attendees may possibly, even remotely be LGBTQIA. And you care about them.

Source: Movement Advancement Project (MAP) LGBTQ Equality Maps

See original source of US LGBTQIA safety study for tabular data by state.