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וַיְהִ֨י אִ֤ישׁ אֶחָד֙ וּשְׁמ֣וֹ יִרְמְיָ֔הוּ בְּאֶ֥רֶץ הַנֶּאֱבֶ֖דֶת אֶ֣רֶץ הַצִּיּ֑וּץ וַיֹּ֣אמֶר ׀ לִפְנֵ֣י הַזְּקֵנִ֗ים אוּלַי֙ לֹ֣א קְרָאתֶ֔ם בְּסֵ֖פֶר יְצִיאַ֥ת מִצְרָֽיִם׃ תַּגִּ֣ידוּ לִ֔י אִם־חֲכָמִ֖ים אַתֶּ֑ם אֵיכָ֨ה נִקְרָאִ֜ים בְּסֵ֣פֶר שְׁמ֗וֹת הַחַיּ֧וֹת הַקְּטַנּ֛וֹת הַקּוֹפְצ֖וֹת בַּיְאֹֽר׃ וַיַּ֤עַן רָז֙ מִבֵּ֣ית רְעוּאֵ֔ל הַשֶּׁ֥טֶף הַגָּד֖וֹל וַיֹּאמַ֑ר מַדּ֖וּעַ שָׁאַ֥לְתָּ עַל־זֶֽה׃ כִּ֣י הִנֵּ֗ה אַ֧ף בְּיַ֛ד הַכְּסִ֥יל הַבִּלְתִּֽי־דּוֹמֶ֖ה כָּמ֑וֹךָ לָדַ֨עַת כִּ֤י הַצְּפַרְדֵּ֙עַ֙ וְהַסְּפָ֣רַדִּ֔י לֹ֥א אוֹתָ֖ם הַדְּבָרִֽים׃

Vishanti@missdiedra.bsky.social · 2y ago

✡️Tribe, gather 'round for a #Jwitter (z''l) / #Jewsky Aggadah concerning Spanish Frogs 🐸: A certain man Yirmeyahu asked, "What's the name for frogs in Shemot?" Raz answered and said, "They're different," referring to Spaniards (ספרדים) and frogs (צפרדעים). For Yirmeyahu said, "They are the same."

screenshot of a Twitter thread.

Jeremiah Vance @JeremiahTVance
Oct 25, 2021
I guess you've never read Exodus. Tell me, what's the name for frogs in Exodus?

raz 🌌🔥🏴| רָז רְעוּאֵל @shetefgadol
Oct 25, 2021
What is the point of this non sequitur?

Jeremiah Vance @JeremiahTVance
Oct 25, 2021
Do you have an answer or not?

raz 🌌🔥🏴| רָז רְעוּאֵל @shetefgadol
They're different words you incomparable schlemiel https://x.com/Nakam1492/status/1452873766543847424?t=wuvkoOol2ropCs5yhNES4g&s=19

It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance

b/w photo of a man in socks and sandals, jacket, short and jumper, in front of a wall with a bike leaning on it, and with a pipe in his mouth. If you wanted one image to sum up the word ‘nonchalant’, this would be it

🧵My son called from the road. That’s not unusual; he travels for his work in an entertainment industry. We chatted for a minute before he told me he was wearing a hospital gown. My mind went to terrible places, but he sounded cheerful and was, right then, in good enough shape to drive. So I asked:

Well, that's one of my 2026 goals achieved - I just finished my 15th book of the year. Not a high figure for some people, I know, but it was a decent target for me. Next year I'll aim higher.

Eight Days in September 1066 - 6. Legacy The events of 1066 are often presented as the moment when England’s Scandinavian past came to an end. In Yorkshire, however, that is far too simple. The defeat of Harald Hardrada at Stamford Bridge ended the last great Scandinavian invasion, but

Rare Anglo-Scandinavian Hogback Stones located inside the church of St. Thomas in Brompton, near Northallerton, North Yorkshire. Image: Hogback Stones, Brompton Church by Bob Embleton CC BY-SA 2,0

Latest figures for BN(O) visas - the numbers a dying down quickly, but the next phase is HKers applying for Indefinite Leave to Remain (equivalent-ish to HKPR). If the government doesn't manage to make it near-impossible to qualify first...

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"BN(O) out-of-country visas peaked in the YE March 2022, with 86,439 granted, soon after the scheme opened. Decreases each year since. There were 5,944 grants of BN(O) visas in the YE June 2026, bringing the total number of grants to 187,552 since 2021"

Do we think new boy Andy was annoyed at the memes of him doing nothing and decided to make it clear to EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY that he's taking things seriously?