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Spoilers and sometimes flashing lights. If you see me in public, leave me alone. Overanalyzing lore and bad shitposting. Also misspelling.
Going to dub the Evercold raid series "The Customer Service Experience" because the entire time we're going to be "Umm actually" ed by these two men:
...god now I gotta mentally prepare myself for an expansion full of Sephiroth monologuing in the Post-Patch Raid series and then fucking Gendo Ikari monologuing in the other Post-Patch Raid series.
New Roegadyn: *shows up in cinematic* The fandom IMMEDIATELY:
I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost
The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.
People making jokes that now that there is going to be a FFVII Re Raid that Yoshi P doesn't have any more "emergency glass" to break as if Kingdom Hearts isn't sitting right there with its highly anticipated fourth major installment.
"What I can't get my head around, is why would a bear that only eats marmalade sandwiches, take 7 picnic baskets that don't have any marmalade sandwiches? It bothers me."
So with the plastic littering, destruction historical sites and artifacts on rent. I guess the consensus on Nolan's Odyssey is just rewatch, "O Brother Where Art Thou".
O Brother Where Art Thou Fun Dance
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I am convinced that we're actually half way decent at Gold Saucer Mahjong its just that someone introduced their retired aunt or grandma to FFXIV and the Gold Saucer Mahjong and she's been doing this to kill time since before the Rise of Mao so she's just kicking our ass.
One of these days, one of the Hildibrand devs is going to stumble upon Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast and it'll be fucking over.
Space Ghost Fire
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Between him complaining about the heaviness of the scythe from Reaper and him complaining about the swords from the Viper at this point I am convinced the Job designers are just seeing if Yoshi P can carry heavier and heavier weapons. Next expansion he's going to wielding two giant hammers.
LRP reminding me to reshare the comparison between literal translations from the japanese and german localizations and what we see in english for zenos's monologue after the last endwalker duty. it is INSANE. this table and other loc comparisons are in my zenos ref doc! bsky.app/profile/sola...
repost/quoting my zenos dialogue reference with the direct notion link since the URL shortener broke. has all his direct MSQ dialogue as well as localization comparisons, excerpts from side stories, other secondhand text referring to zenos, etc!: poiesis.notion.site/Zenos-Dialog... #solairerefs
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
Goddammit now I want the Hammer and THE SWORD...hate this fucking game.
Higuruma Hiromi Higaruma
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Me when Sean Gardner leaves his ass exposed for roasting
regardless of whether you find this change to be good or bad, i think we can all agree: whoever was told to do it has probably already been laid off
Bethesda reveals new logo for its 40th anniversary
I just think ads would be more favorably received if they replaced them with Zenos
Yoshi P: "People on social media don't want us to spoil the story so we won't say anything." The fandom:
Spongebob Angry Mob Gathers Torches & Pitchforks
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Thanks Lord Edmont for writing about Haurchefant's death and in your grief writing it as a chivalric and honorable duty of a knight...because one day a cat boy from another time line will read it and then go on a one-hundred year scheme to do the same for us on another reflection.