Stephen King: guys, i'm really excited King: tonight we've got an actual, genuine humor writer to talk to us! Piers Anthony: oh gosh, steve! you Anthony: you flatter me! King: i uh King: i wasn't actually talking about you, piers Anthony:
Tristan Elwell
@tristanelwell.bsky.social
Artist/Illustrator/Educator Beautiful Bizarre Art Prize Winner, Hugo Loser I make pictures of spooky girls and cute cats https://linktr.ee/Tristan.Elwell
WIP update. I am inordinately fond of these sleeves.
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
Just a quick reminder that talking about dpi without specifying dimensions is nonsensical, but also that setting your resolution to 5000dpi for any reason is also nonsensical.
Amalas@amalasrosa.bsky.social · 5d agoI saw someone use 5000dpi for their illustrations and this baffles and enrages me so much
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ (In fact, I'm not sure this IS my most popular, and I don't know how to check. But it's MY favourite, so pthbbbt.)
Tristan Elwell@tristanelwell.bsky.social · 5d agoQRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ Gotta be this one. It was also my most popular on the birdsite. Also my most popular on Tumblr (I don't even have a Tumblr). It's nearly thirty years old. Sometimes I feel like a one-hit wonder.
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ Gotta be this one. It was also my most popular on the birdsite. Also my most popular on Tumblr (I don't even have a Tumblr). It's nearly thirty years old. Sometimes I feel like a one-hit wonder.
Karina S.@chirunax.bsky.social · 5d agoQRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~ not 100% sure how to check, but I believe it's this one!
Show us your long-hair art, freaky people...
Tristan Elwell@tristanelwell.bsky.social · last wk.Artists! Show your long hair art!
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?
Jim Jarmusch's Down by Law Prison Scene
Alt: Jim Jarmusch's Down by Law Prison Scene: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
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Dr. Carol Tilley 🏳️🌈@anuncivilphd.bsky.social · last wk.Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
HELL YEAH!! Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show! And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time! So congrats friends! We did this together!!! 🙌🙌💖💖💖
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 7mo agoSan Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event "Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show" This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
That thing where somebody posts something that looks like a joke, and people react to it like it's a joke, but it's 100% real.
merritt@merrittk.com · 2w ago"where do i put the safety razors when they're dull" great question. what you want to do is cut a hole in your bathroom and just drop them down into the space between the walls
Progress. I went with boots rather than bare feet. Feedback welcome.
Tristan Elwell@tristanelwell.bsky.social · 4w agoI finally cleared my commission plate, so I can start on a new personal piece! And maybe even finish it someday!
A favorite story— Petitioner: Would you like to sign a petition to require voter ID? Person: Do I have to show ID to sign? Petitioner: No. Person: Then how do you verify? Petitioner: We do address and signature matching. Person: Do you hear yourself?
"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
I first heard about "hip dips" a few years ago when they were something women were using to make other women insecure, and my reaction then, as somebody who knows anatomy and has seen more naked bodies IRL than 90% of the population, was "BUT THAT'S HOW BODIES WORK!"
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2w agoI just learned about the word hiplet a new derogatory term incels are using to degrade women. Apparently its about "hip dips" which I had no idea was a thing women were supposed to be ashamed about? You know who had hip dips? Venus/aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love.
Hell yeah, man. Been on a Sherlock kick lately and got the new comic WITH a @tristanelwell.bsky.social cover. I'm excited for this.
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
Just realized I know two people on here with the same unusual first name and I've been mentally conflating them. Whoopsies.
IF THE MOON WAS MADE OF SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT IT? I KNOW I WOULD
Mark@vbloke.com · 3w agoI already love this fish
I don't know how I missed this guy the first time around, but I love him!
Hampus Viklander@spookystirfry.bsky.social · 2y agoIf you see this, post a monster 🦆
Yay for the restoration, boo for the article never even mentioning Waterhouse Hawkins!
Crystal Palace's Victorian dinosaurs saved after restoration
The Victorian sculptures are removed from Historic England's heritage at risk register.
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