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eve

@voltaicchains.bsky.social

eve, 26. she/they. big video game enjoyer with not enough time to game. kris deltarune is literally me 💙 @skaspec.yuri.agency 💙

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Meti 「ウーティスの哀れぽけな物」@metintbg.bsky.social · 2h ago

Rei 🌊✨️@pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 2h ago

#flymyweb #realgooshooters

The Fox Avatar from Signal @joesiphus.bsky.social · 3h ago

Actual comedic genius

A zoomed in section of the image from the original post showing the user's receent chat history. The entry titles include "Empathy and Kindness" (which is the current chat), "Generate Photo of Proud Parents", "User's Mom's Name Query", "Cleaning Milk and Cereal Spill", "Pouring Milk for Cereal Guide", "AI User Discounts for Israel Trip", "AI User Travel Discounts", and "Is AI Israeli?"

Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 6h ago

absolutely destroyed lmao

Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 11mo ago

this man is about to talk to me about wd gaster

Behold, Maxine @beholdmaxine.bsky.social · 5h ago

I have no clue of the origin of this image, but I wanted to try something with the audio

AmazingAnndroid (check pinned)@amazingandroid.bsky.social · 7h ago

I’m dying laughing at this

Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 5h ago

I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him

nicole✨@renaryuugu.bsky.social · 24h ago

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

God's sleppiest soldier ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @slepdeprivedrodent.bsky.social · yesterday

Ralsei

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19h ago

eve @voltaicchains.bsky.social · 18h ago

me with the vaccine that causes autism

Hollow Knight: The Hollow Knight

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Narwa 🏆🐉@leef-underscore.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hello I would like to order a plapperoni pizza with wobblemeat

Lucumiau @lucumiau.bsky.social · 20h ago

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too." #Deltarune

Susie presents to Kris an action figure of Goku, and proposes the idea that the two could bring it to the Dark World so they may call on a Darkner Goku's help in defeating the Roaring Knight.
Later, a terrified Kris messages the Roaring Knight on their cell phone via Discord, warning the Knight of Goku's threat, and strongly suggesting the Knight ought to leave town altogether.

⭐crumpy!⭐@chronocrump.bsky.social · 19h ago

chara

⭐crumpy!⭐@chronocrump.bsky.social · 2d ago

frick!

chess!!@videochess.world · 7mo ago

one of the harsher truths of our world

eve @voltaicchains.bsky.social · 20h ago

watching the SSFF mighty no 9 video and im crying they got aizu's tweet shitting on deep silver for the anime fan on prom night trailer in here

ｘｘｘｘ @7thdragon2020.bsky.social · 2d ago

dude i kept thinking anon went to london, experienced one day of racism and immediately packed to go home (which would have been incredibly smart of her) but apparently she was around br*tish people for SEVEN MONTHS this is the most tortured girl in all of anime let alone the entirety of bang dream

Super Penny Sunshine!! 🧡🐬🍉@isoladelfina.diy · yesterday

🌸 DreMeMoTo@drememoto.com · yesterday

Delta Teen Goner Force

🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · yesterday

Delta Teen Goner Force

Galuade @galua.de · yesterday

the waiter when i ask if they have falco

duen / niko / miles@riolu.gay · yesterday

is berdly ok

vic! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24h ago

my worst stim is coming back to me

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · yesterday

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Crossi.Art @ VGen @crossiart.bsky.social · yesterday

Everlasting Red #MegaManZero #Art

Fan art of Zero from Mega Man Zero holding the recoil rod featured in Zero 3! His hair is flowing behind him as he's staring off to the left. He's covered in bright highlights. The recoil rod has a reflection of Cyber Elf X's face on the tail end. Around him are the words spoken to him by X and Ciel at the end of Zero 3 in red text. The green text is the English lyrics from Everlasting, a song featured in the Rockman Zero: Mythos album. The piece is colourful but dark, with a deep red background covered in a screen tone plus Zero's own shadow. Zero is shaded in with a mix of soft shading and black.

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · yesterday

Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop

Tweet by Will Sennett @Senn_Spud

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer |
just cut off in traffic) Think positively.
He is probably in a rush for a reason.
Maybe he's late for a job interview.
Maybe his wife is giving birth
Me: I'm da king of da highway

jenny @miinipah.net · yesterday

this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way

Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterday

They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.