at least once every few weeks i think about the fact that the only reason big bird wasn’t on the challenger is because the costume didn’t fit in the crew cabin

I'm on a journey of discovery. I just learned I can operate my ipad using a pepperette as a finger.

we were robbed of a world where Jim Varney lived long enough to be on Cameo so I could hire him to say "teledildonics" in his Ernest P Worrell voice

friendly reminder that Link Wray once wrote a song that was banned from the radio for delinquency, despite being an instrumental with no vocals

🌕🌔🌓🌒🫥🌘🌗🌖🌕 shenanigans sooncoming

Is this good?

not sure I've ever seen a golden hour at 10am wtf is going on

McConnell has been living on borrowed phosphorous for years. give it back to the earth, were-turtle

until I hear otherwise, definitively: Mitch McConnell is the worst polio survivor in the world

@jonbois.bsky.social do you want to talk about fantasy football

we got a sniper rifle looking over the pride parade route this afternoon

Last Year At Marienbad/This Month At The State Fair

the com in .com is short for company. i trust you will correct your pronunciation

Pauline Kael:

Ricky Fontaine@officialblee.blacksky.app · 11mo ago

8 Mile was a stupid ass movie. Yt boy living in a trailer park watches his mom get clapped by his HS bully, watches his boo get clapped by his boy, and watches his homie shoot himself in the dick. In the end, he won a rap battle but still had to go home to a trailer and work at a plant. NIGGA BOOO

people expect infographics

just blocked the premier and reported for spam

s p o r t s

sports

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read

willful stupidity should be painful

sports

having low spoons means that walk to the corner you do every day knocks you flat for 3 hours and you can't even figure out why it happened

I’m glad somebody finally said it. Enough of the disrespect

got an email this morning congratulating me for 25 years having a livejournal

mildly fixated on a cumbia cover of that famous Hoobastank song and this is just how it goes inside my head sometimes

Nationalize every stolen dollar and let them starve on the streets

bemuse the Ides of May

my new favorite term for having a child is "popping a sprog"

the world of nail files is ripe for a technological breakthrough. get on it, nerds

redesign air bags in vehicles to instead eject passengers on first alert of collision, with precisely calculated ejection telemetry to easily clear immediate wreckage area. must not have human bodies contaminating the petroleum-sourced interior in inevitable incidents