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There Will Come Soft Rains, by Ray Bradbury, set August 2026. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
honestly Alexa if you don't hear "weather" or "timer" it simply isn't your business
The Ring is a film about the importance of looking after your emotional well-being
til that herb butter was named after its inventor, Sir Herbert Butter-Knife in 1851. That it coincidentally contains both herbs and butter is just one of those wonderful happy accidents.
me laboriously filling the fridge with nutritious food so that I don't get depressed and eat garbage: haha, fuck yeah!!! me at 11:44pm staring at fucking chives: what the fuck, this fucking sucks
Acrobat has offered to turn a PDF of an airport parking ticket into a podcast. Can’t imagine it would be a great listen.
what is the prettiest vegetable? is it: a) cutiecumber b) gorgette c) that sexy fucking carrot
what i like most about air con in the bedroom is that every few minutes it goes INT+1 CON+1 WIS+1
A very distant, much zoomed-in-upon, grainy and bashful kingfisher from this morning's dog walk. But a briefly paused dot of electric blue is still a dot of electric blue injected into a morning. And its flight to get to its perch was all the startled joy you could wish for.
I love capturing those moments where London Underground trains line up perfectly with station posters. With a little patience and a bit of luck, you can end up with some wonderfully amusing and unexpected shots.
Seeing a Spider-Man/Punisher team-up in the new movie reminds me of my favourite one ever, from the 1991 Punisher gameboy game, because WHAT DOES SPIDER-MAN THINK THE PUNISHER WILL DO WHEN HE GETS THERE?
Purple is relatively rare in nature - but there are some powerfully purple species across the globe! 💜 Let’s meet some of the purplest players seen in the natural world ⬇️
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
I've been researching folk horror for a twine game (going from knowing nothing to knowing very little), and i feel like this genuinely nails it. will be thinking about this for ages
Yeah but the grass touches you back
Utterly beautiful thread 👇🏼
Last week the posy I brought home from the garden had a chrysalis attached though I didn't notice till I got home. If you, like me, haven't watched a butterfly emerge you won't be prepared for how amazing or how long emergence takes #TinyJoys a 🧵
oh my god!!!! there's an actual answer!!!! Google Maps does hide Brighton!!!!!!! bsky.app/profile/robi...
I actually know the answer to this and it's slightly insane. Google pulls from Wikipedia to determine if a place is a city, town, neighbourhood, whatever. Brighton's first line describes it as a "seaside resort" so Google Maps thinks it's a neighbourhood and doesn't display it in the "city" font.
'...while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.' - Terry Pratchett, 'Feet of Clay'
Every so often I teach someone how to spin yarn on a spindle. And I always tell them that the first yarn you make will not be good yarn, and it's not meant to be, because right now you are not making wool into yarn, you're making yourself into a spinner.
from the trailer, it looks like Jumanji 3 is a Jumanji 1 AND a Jumanji 2, vis a vis game-reality sucking, which works thematically AND mathematically. does it look good? no,
For whatever reason I, until recently, had a copy of "Stars and Space" by Patrick Moore, from 1960. The sheer LOOK AROUND YOU energy coming off it is unmatched. I took photos of some illustations, I believe by Moore himself, before I gave it away and have to post them.
I've confirmed that the UK's new Sovereign AI Fund does no due diligence on whether AI companies use copyrighted work without permission before investing in them. It took me 3 Freedom of Information requests to find this out: 🧵 1/10
i miss our etymology podcast. i know i keep saying that, but you wouldn't believe how much of our cohosting was a mutual attempt at seduction. now that we live together we have Word Chats in the car or in bed pretty much daily