Rear Admiral Lazershorts VI
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A smol angry toon having animated adventures. [Everyone Disliked That]
The American people want a leader who has stayed up all night folding and stapling zines
Honestly the Perez Hilton thing isnt even tasty [as a hater] He's done a lot of harm to female celebrities who were being actively exploited at the time he profited off their humiliation. That said, he is a human being and its genuinely hard to see anyone who isnt an absolute monster suffering thus.
Me: "I’ll have a Chef Salad, no lettuce." Waiter: "So just a bowl of meats and cheeses?" Me: "Still call it a salad though."
And if you haven’t seen it.. I’m begging you.. don’t even look it up. Please, for your own sanity.
𝓐𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷@supremekiy.bsky.social · 9h agoThis Perez Hilton video still has me stressed… like wtf
So um, its not hard not to participate in planning crimes youre going to be blamed for later....You can just not. Idiocracy.
Trump Just Admitted Iran Has Him BEAT
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Apparently cunty bitch sins weigh heavy on the soul. I hope he gets help, I hope he survives this episode and gets better. Being a nasty little paparazzo isnt for the delicate and you cant undo the harm youve done once its done. Go to therapy.
Perez Hilton Transported to Hospital After Alarming Livestream | The TMZ Podcast
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it's like the admin is actively trying to be as disrespectful as possible to everyone it can
Jfc imagine being too stupid for long standing social obligation diplomacy
The Japan Times@japantimes.co.jp · 18h agoU.S. Ambassador to Japan George Glass will not attend this year's peace ceremonies in Hiroshima and Nagasaki to honor the victims of the 1945 atomic bombings of the cities, the U.S. Embassy in Tokyo has said.
people keep following my account Understandable mistake but a mistake nonetheless
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
some good local news. the rancid "take money from the climate fund and write a blank check to the pigs instead" ballot initiative failed to qualify due to fradulent signatures www.portlandmercury.com/news/enhance...
Effort to Send Climate Dollars to Cops Won’t Qualify For November Ballot - Portland Mercury
A ballot initiative that sought to direct 25 percent of Portland’s Clean Energy Fund toward hiring additional police officers failed to gather enough valid signatures to qualify for the November ballo...
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Noticing some folks seem to think writers just say clever things without understanding how the world works, as if we're all naifs who just happen to be good with words instead of people with formal educations and a professional interest verging on requirement in the ability to conduct research
WIFE: there's a spider in the kitchen ME: don't worry they're more afraid of us than we are of them SPIDER: let's test that theory shall we
Another disaster from our incompetent Builder-in-Chief.
I think that the people who review things like cauliflower hash browns and yolkless egg bites have gone so long without eating normal food that they have lost their frame of reference for what constitutes "good"
started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations
You can dea a straight line from the deprioritizing of humanities studies to where we are now.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d agoPresident Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
Todays self care tip: Free yourself of cringe, draw self fic with Clark Kent
GlacierClear@glacierclear.bsky.social · 2w agonow that im single i can fully hallucinate a romantic relationship with clark kent 😍 its gonna get so much worse!
