Crazy how teams always seem to come out of the half with renewed focus and we come out like we ate pizza
Alright I can see why Brandon beat this guy for the job now
The pedophile president who kidnaps and kills us says the darnedest things
if the guy i was clapping for said this to me i would probably kiII myself
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2h agoTrump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
Nick cage in true detective might have been a bit in an old group chat on Twitter lol
humiliating Flat Stanley by rolling his body into a tube and using him to shoot a giant spitball at his house
BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
how much money did Tim Tebow make this week specifically scamming his fellow Christians
my penis experienced a DDOS attack mid-coitus creating the illusion that i suffer from erectile dysfunction
Whoa! My gothabilly girlfriend got a VERY tasteful spiderweb neck tattoo! But the main reason I am writing tonight is that I have fallen down a flight of steep stairs and broken my ankle so sharply the bone is poking through the skin. I don't know who else to tell, because my family blocks my calls.
Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind
Today would have been my older sister Rachel’s 43rd birthday.
Got my laundry done and now have the rest of the day to pack and then watch the UT go Vols football team
Ghoulian@wagyuhotdog.bsky.social · 9h agoDoing laundry ahead of my trip to the Smokey mountains
sometimes something bad happens to you and it's not entirely your own fault. it might only be 70% your fault, or even as low as 40% your fault
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 10,1945
