jaypea
@jaypea.bsky.social
North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
Kids today are all like “Did you see Charlie Kirk bleed to death out of his neck on the Internet?” But when I was a kid we were all like “Did you see Police Academy 4 when it was on tv Tuesday at 8:45? There was a really fat guy and his name was House.”
I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
the thing about Vampire Weekend is it inevitably fades into Vampire Monday
In one of the most subversive speeches ever recorded, Jesus' sermon on the mount eviscerates the inverted morality of power and domination. But the American evangelical church, long the dominant political force here, is forced to excise it from their ethos by imagining a false persecution.
It’s times like these I’m thankful Jesus never said I have to be nice
JESUS: First clean the inside of the cup and of the plate, so that the outside also may become clean. HEALTH INSPECTOR: OK you understand I am immediately shutting down your restaurant, right?
Some dumbass apostle: Jesus, what kind of people is The Kingdom of God made of? Jesus:
Zack Furness@punkademic.bsky.social · 10mo ago
As @daviddark.bsky.social tells us, there are so many ways to love God.
Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social · 22h ago"Since the federal takeover, he spends four nights a week pedaling his bike up and down the same streets, recording agents as they arrest his neighbors. On the scene, he lists rights for people getting arrested and asks if they’d like him to contact anyone..." www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Imma go to Costco today and eat a goddamn hotdog for lunch - BECAUSE IT'S A GREAT DEAL AND YOU CAN'T SHAME ME. (Also, we need toilet paper)
damn even Bruce Wayne got his power cut off 😭😭😭
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 24h agoNew look at Batman in ‘The Batman 2’ 🦇
But would the president screen it in the White House? Also yes
Movies Silently@moviessilently.bsky.social · 13h agoOkay, someone said "You couldn't make BIRTH OF A NATION today!" in the context of political correctness or some nonsense and... Yes, it could be made today. It was independent and self-financed. It was essentially a Daily Wire production of its day. Don't test me, I know more than you do.
when you're trying to get ice sometimes the cubes humiliate you on purpose
Poor Ed Sheeran. All he wanted to do was play white people music to the Caribbean beats he learned in English nightclubs, not think about the intersection of music and colonization.
damn shawty you're sorta doing that without the express written consent of major league baseball
The other day a guy my age called me a young man so I reflexively asked him if he’d buy a case of Schlitz for me and my friends
The framers of the constitution were products of their times (didn’t know shit about dinosaurs).
I wonder if they pointed to the new housing developments and said "this used to be all woods"
The Shire-Reckoning@shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 2d agoHaving learned that the land called ‘Shire’ lies near the Elvish towers at the Grey Havens, the nine Nazgûl cross the river Isen—entering Eriador again for the first time since the Witch-king’s defeat at the Battle of Fornost 1,043 years ago.
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
Editor: You get those photos of the air traffic controller? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
I put a little more cayenne in my omelette than usual this morning, and now I can see God. It said to tell you hi.
