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@wah.blue

blue panda! 💙🏳️‍🌈 · they/he · urbanist in chicago · webdev, linux knower, λ/PL theory · rhythm games, ボカロ歌が大好き · occasional weird furry porn 🔞 🪪: 📸 by @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social 🖼️: @siplick.art 👔: becausefuzz.com 🗣️: en-US, zh-CN, pl, tok

I love it when the teeth cleaning person calls the dentist over with a reverence befitting of some kind of legendary genius savant and he’s like yep I agree with everything that was ever said and leaves

"you're still eating taco bell? aren't you scared you're gonna get the diarrhea parasite" ok do you spurn a lover for fear of hidden daggers? or do you forfeit certainty as the price of adventure 🤷‍♀️

was quite excited to try Jollibee for the first time and then quite let down at the realization that it was only mid 😔

being in a bad mood while it's a nice day out is so fucked up bc I can't even be properly angsty when i see so many people out having a nice afternoon

nothing worse than the few minutes before you're supposed to receive a scheduled call I am just vibrating

we gotta bring the young ppl colon cancer awareness to the gay furries cause i cannot keep watching yall living off canes and chipotle and liquor and not a single god damn vegetable!! like girl i'm not even talking about body types or weight management i'm talking YOUR BODY LITERALLY NEEDS FIBER

I might not be able to rotate a cow in my head but I can think about gay furry porn all day and that's good enough for me