Halo drinking game: Every time someone calls the Master Chief sir take a shot and say "he's not a sir, he works for a living."
Okay those squeeze pouches of sour cream are real nice and convenient and whatever but it's a pain when they start to run empty and you want to get the last bit out, so I have a proposal...
Oh god there's a tank game coming out where you play as the Germans in WW2 but it's got anime character design and half of the ones they show are lolis? Jesus Christ man, why would you do that? I'm not gonna say everyone who buys that game should be on a list but, like, 98% of them definitely
Duuuhh if communism is about freeing the oppressed working class than why do they want a dictatorship of the proletariat? Checkmate leftists, I am very intelligent
Anyway now I want to do one of these for the women in the series lmao
MechaDavid@wallofyawn.bsky.social · 8h agoSeeing a guy critiquing the Malazan Book of the Fallen and saying that every time a female character appears it has to state how "doable" she is and what? Lmao what fuckin books was this guy reading?
there’s some beautiful stuff happening out there
Jamie@crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 13h agoI heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
Seeing a guy critiquing the Malazan Book of the Fallen and saying that every time a female character appears it has to state how "doable" she is and what? Lmao what fuckin books was this guy reading?
Guy asking me if I think I can watch a mecha anime when I'm wearing my Gundam shirt, Anaheim Electronics hat, and building a gunpla
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 12h agothis screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
Reading this manga and is that fucking Morrigan and Jason Statham in the background??
Really annoying seeing these "working forests have fewer wildfires" billboards popping up around town. Like no shit it's pretty hard for a forest to burn down when it's been clearcut. Go fuck yourself timber lobbyists I'll see you in hell
7 minutes of ASMR bullshit to rub one out? Lmao, rookie numbers + skill issue
Yooberz 🍤@yooberz.postes.club · 2d agoIM JUST TRYING TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE LEAVE ME ALONE
"The original Gyan design is so ugly" counterpoint:
Gundam Colony Crash into City
Alt: Gundam Operation British colony drop, RIP Sydney Australia
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After playing it for a minute it's very pretty, and the combat is nice but the controls can feel maddeningly imprecise at times. Also literally what the fuck is going on in the story you have like a comatose sister and there are robots and also like a ghost and maybe an AI and someone on the radio?
MechaDavid@wallofyawn.bsky.social · 2d agoOh Beast of Reincarnation came out today I guess? I forgot, anyway it's on Game Pass so I'll give that a try because hey giant wolf companion
Coco, puppy, I love you so much, but I'm gonna need you to look in a different direction cause that is fucking unnerving
I made the mistake of following a TikTok account because they were explaining things like what a Brig is vs a Schooner or Lateen sails and now the algorithm got me feeling like a Herman Melville character, man I WOULD like to go to sea on a sailing ship bud, ya fuckin got me there
I get it but also LMAO of every possible military aircraft in the world that you could conceivably use you picked the one that has a 150:1 maintenance to flight hour ratio. That's nearly a full week of work for every hour in the air!
Major@majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4d agoI see your firefighting B52 and raise you
It’s funny that there all these accounts that treat Elon as a great thinker but they always quote him saying stuff like “I am an innocent little baby grasping for the milk of the cosmos” and not his more common themes such as “we need race war NOW”
Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 5d ago
Oh Beast of Reincarnation came out today I guess? I forgot, anyway it's on Game Pass so I'll give that a try because hey giant wolf companion
Darkly funny to see how many people quoted this with "we should totally have open borders and also stop everyone who tries to cross our border and get their picture and DNA and entire history"
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoIt is pretty sad that so few people actually believe in open borders
Now you might be saying to yourself, "but David, they're not lovers." That's a fair point, sure, but what do you think is a stronger sign of devotion, physical intimacy or literally abandoning your entire life to be surrogate parent to someone's tragically orphaned child? That's what I thought
MechaDavid@wallofyawn.bsky.social · 2d agoAnyway I guess name your favorite "enemies to lovers" story that came out before Toradora did in 2008. Personally I would have to say "Enemy Mine"